The idk why but lately I can't help but think of Jeff like an really loveable stuck up asshole. soooo I'm gonna tell you about what I think Jeff is like. if you don't understand neither do I soo yeah 👍.
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- Jeff is a really bad germaphobe
(if you don't know what that is Google it ) he. Wasn't always like this until he started getting close with e.j and e.j started to talk about all the different illnesses and the ways germs spread. That his phobia started.
- Jeff has eyelids.
(I just don't like the. Idea of him not having them because all I would have to do to stop him is to throw some dirt and he's on the floor like bruh.)
- Jeff is very experienced in bed.
When Jeff gets drunk hee really can't control himself so he often finds himself in a random women's house or in alleyways with no memory of how he got there.
- Jeff is a alcoholic.
Omg Jeff is someone who you definitely don't wanna be around. While drunk but it's nearly impossible to get a moment where he's not completely drunk and angry
- he has really good music taste.
If you ever live long enough to enter his room consider yourself lucky he has an amazing c.d collection of all the greatest heavy metal bands on a shelf
- he doesn't live in the 'slender mansion' and it doesn't exist
He mostly lives in cabins in the woods or old crack houses but trust me he makes sure everything is spick and span and everything is sprayed with Lysol he ain't taken no chances
- Jeff is terrified to get sick
If you ever get sick Jeff definitely ain't helping you back when Jeff was hiding from the police he would often have to hide in alleyways because they where the darkest places he could find in New York which often had him sleeping near trash cans he got really sick after awhile and his body was unbelievably cold and shaky he would throw up a lot and that didn't help his issue he had with starvation but anyways after a week of that he got over the cold but because of that when ever he. Gets sick or has. A cold he has really bad panic attacks
- Jeffrey is an amazing cook
Omg his cooking is. To die for legit I would. Let him kill me if I could try his food
- suffers from really bad ocd
His hands tend to be really dry and crusty do to how. Much he washes his hands but on the plus side he is clean but pretty much can never wash of the sent of blood
-he has a huge knife collection
Along with his c.d collection he haas millions of different kinds of knives in his dresser his favorite knives are on top and his. Less used are most likely lost in the pile of knives
-he has really bad impulse control
Meaning if you piss him off especially when he's drunk your gonna be smiles next meal
-he is a dog daddy
He treats smile like a queen every week she has a new collar and tons of kisses and hugs basically she is a pampered princess and the only thing he shows affection to
-liu is Jeff's step brother
Due to Jeff's mother getting a divorce with his father . He became abusive to Jeff and hated his guts pretty soon his father met another lady and after a couple of years of dating married her and liu became his little brother and back then Jeff was really protective of him. (idk why I just like to think that)
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Lol I have more but I'm very sleepy rn let me know if you agree with me or nah in the comments I love you my little lovelies have. A good day/night/afternoon 😘😘💓❤️😃💅
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