Cheaper to Keep Her

Salon *GOSSIP TIME*

*Karen P.O.V*

That man must be crazy if he think I'm gonna be his maid! Haha Evelyn and her crazy resolutions actually work. She must be usuing that sh*t on Jamal hahah wow!

*INSIDE EVELYN'S WORK PLACE*

Karen: Hey Y'all!

Everyone: Heeeeeeeeeeeeeyyy!

Karen: -smiles then sits in Evelyn's chair-

Evelyn: Uhm exscuse me do I know this confident woman in my chair?!

Karen: Yes you do! *laughs*

Evelyn: See! NOW THAT LADIES is a Confident woman smile....Told you guys you can learn from me! -plugs in curling iron-

*A few of her co-workers along with clients laugh and smile*

Evelyn: Hold Up! -sees Karen reading a text- Watchu reading lil' mama?

Karen: What Im reding is a text from my boss... were going on a date

-Everyone turns back at her in amazement-

Karen: WHAT?! Y'all act like I can't go out and have fun once in a while

Tina (who had that day off and hung out with Evelyn that day at the shop): Aleight Miss Thang just don't end up like that one girl!

Evelyn: AWH YEA! That was baaaad I ain't never seen her fight that good *starts curling Karen's hair*

Karen: OH MY GOD REALLY?! Who was it?!

Tina: Look right now thats not the issue *smiles* I CANT BELIEVE YOU GOT A DATE WITH JAMES!

Evelyn: Wait now is James that light skinned dude whos like 6'3 or that dark skinned guy who has clean cut head or that weird guy whos always outside -starts laughing-

Karen: Real funny! But its the light skinned dude!

Evelyn: Whaaaaaaaaaat! Are you serious?!

Co-Worker Girl #1- I heard he put it down gooooooood -starts grinding the air-

Everyone: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

Co-Worker Girl #2 : I heard that he lives in that one condo around the corner from me and girl it is BEAUTIFUL nice planted garden, swept up patio and NO KIDS!

Evelyn: How you know all that?

Co-Worker Girl #2: Girl you know I'm noooosey I keep up with MY neighbors and boy when he get out the shower ooooooooooh

Tina: YOU BETTAH GET HIM KAREN IM TELLING YOU!

Karen: I don't know I mean we work together and hes my BOSS plus it's just dinner.

Evelyn: Just DINNER?! Girl we skipping to Desert!

Tina: Know THATS RIGHT -high fives Evelyn-

Evelyn: And you know Darnell is finer than him so why are you worried?!

Karen: Cause me and Darnell got in an argument tonite!

Evelyn: Uh-Uh Don't come up in here with all that Darnell mess! -starts doing other side of her head-

Tina: Ikr

Co-Worker #3: Wait Darnell WILSON?!

Karen: Yes, thats my husband......why are you asking?

Co-Worker#3: Well my cousin is going out with a guy named Darnell Wilson.....

*SALON GOES QUIET*

Karen:...........Oh.......I'm sure its someone else -clears throat-

Co-Worker#3: -comes over to Karen and shows her picture of Darnell and her cousin Renee' (who was surprisingly very pretty)- Is this Darnell?

Evelyn: Oh HELL NAW Wheres my hot comb?! -starts pulling out drawers angrily-

Karen: Look Ev Now I'd be RIGHT with you! But I'm gonna do something else.......

Tina: UH-OHHHHHH LOVE TRIANGLE!!!

Everybody: WOOP-WOOP!

Evelyn: *laughs* Haha alright fine BUT NEXT TIME I hear something like this I'm getting my Scissors!

Everybody:-Laughs-

Evelyn: Girl damn sit back down! Im CALM now... -fixes halfway open silk blouse then clears throat-

Karen:-sits back down slowly smiling-

-ONCE EVELYN FINISHES KAREN'S HAIR-

Karen: Oooooh Girl thanx! -runs fingers through hair-

Evelyn: ANYtime you know I gotta hook my cousin up -unplugs curling iron cord and starts rolling it up-

Karen:-hugs her from side and fixes dress to look shorter and sexier-

Evelyn: -sprays her hair with Olive Oil spray- It'll keep yo hair looking halfway decent once you get done with tonite -smiles at me-

Karen: Hahha you know it!

Tina: -yawns- Y'all got me beat! Can we go so she can have fun with her "Boss" !

Evelyn: Damn Girl alright! -puts stuff in hair suitcase and puts on acru colred leather jacket

-LADIES AND A FEW WORKERS START WALKING OUT TOGETHER LAUGHING AND GOOFING OFF-

Evelyn: Well I'mma go get me a couple drinks and lay it down!

Tina: You DONT NEED Anything to drink! We know how you get!

Evelyn: I know too but I'm not worrying about it

Karen: -unlocks car door to brown 2013 chevy cruze and gets in but keeps door open to keep talking-

Tina:-gets in 2013 red malibu next to her and closes door but rolls down window- I'll text you in the morning -blows kiss then drives off-

Karen: -smiles then closes car door then rolls down window-

Evelyn: -sitting in white 2013 Aston Martin V8 Vantage- Girl you have fun and GET SOME!

Karen: Haha whatever you say! LOVE YOU EVIE! -waves-

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xoxo~ Nicole 💋