Randomest things i've ever done/said.
(playing a horror game at my friend's house): fucky fucky fucky f-*gets jumpscared*-UCK!
laying in my bed with my head hanging from the side of my bed watching videos
(watching a horror film with my class on halloween): haha, they're so dumb.
*somebody saying something about the lunch ladies*
me: the luch ladies like me!
*everybody starts laughing*
me: *trying to think of what I said wrong*i once just started doing weird raptor noises and idk why-
drawing a penis on the black board in my classroom and getting away with it
staring at my friends ass without even realizing.
drawing with a marker on my desk buddy's arm and being quite good at it
solving math while drawing it with a stick onto dirt