A Very Harry Christmas

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Harry created a chat.

Harry invited all his contacts to the chat.

Harry updated his profile: Christmas is the best holiday!!!!!!!!

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Harry: What?! Who doesn't like Christmas?!?!?!?!?

Voldy: Me.

Harry: WHY?!?!?!?!?!?!!?

Voldy: Because it's depressing. 

Hermione: HOW is Christmas depressing???

Voldy: Because Santa never gives me any presents.

Snape: 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Voldy: As a matter of fact, I only get one present every year!

Ron: Who gives YOU any presents???

Voldy: Bellatrix. 

Ginny: OBVIOUSLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Voldy: I actually don't like holidays.

Bellatrix: Why is that, my lord?????

Voldy: On Christmas, I get one present. On Valentine's Day, I get one Valentine. On Halloween, one person answers the door when I go trick-or-treating. On the Fourth of July and New Year's, the fireworks are too loud. On Saint Patrick's Day, the leprechauns mess up my house. On Thanksgiving, no one will sell me food, so I have to go to Malfoy manor, but the food always sucks because Narcissa can't cook. On Easter, the Easter Bunny doesn't come, and I only get ONE chocolate egg. I don't even like my birthday, because even though all the death eaters come to my party, only ONE PERSON remembers to bring a present.

Ron: I think Bellatrix is the 'one person' in everything.

Ginny: Gee, thanks for the info, Professor Obvious. 

Harry: I get at least 100 presents every year.

Bellatrix: In other words, you are a spoiled brat.

Harry: Hey! It's only because I get like, 50 presents from Ginny!

Snape: 🤷 👭👭👭 🔊🎄

Sirius: I think he's trying to say: Why are we talking about holidays? And you could've done better emojis.

Ginny: We have a limited choice of emojis, Sirius. And because Harry brought it up. 

Harry: I just wanted to talk about Christmas. Btw, what does everyone want?

Hermione: Harry, Christmas is MONTHS away.

Harry: I like to do my Christmas shopping early. 



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