Neville: HEY HARRY!
Harry: Neville, stop yelling in text. You are hurting my Phone's technological ears.
Neville: SORRY, HARRY! IT'S JUST I CAN'T HEAR MYSELF TALK!!!!!!!!!!
Harry: Quiet, Neville. Why do you have to yell?
Neville: BECAUSE MY KIDS DECIDED TO PLAY ROCK BAND IN MY ROOM!
Harry: Oh. Too bad.
Neville: THAT'S NOT NICE!
Harry: What? It is too bad.
Neville: HOW WOULD YOU LIKE IT IF YOUR KIDS STARTED PLAYING ROCK MUSIC WHEN YOU'RE TRYING TO HAVE A FEW MINUTES OF PEACE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Harry has died.
Neville: MY GOD!!!!!!!!!! I'VE KILLED HARRY POTTER!!!!!!!!!
Voldy joined the chat.
Voldy: How? How did you do it? HOW????
Neville: I DON'T KNOW!!!!!!!!!!
Harry joined the chat.
Harry: Sorry guys, my phone died because of Neville's text yelling.
Voldy: Then it's impossible to kill Harry Potter.... :(
Harry: That's right! :D
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Harry Potter Texts
RandomHarry Potter characters have somehow managed to figure out the concepts of texting. The golden and silver trios gossip, the death eaters plot against harry potter, and Fred and George plot pranks. What could possibly go wrong??? *I will try to inclu...
