Hugo: I need the password to dad's computer...
Delphi: Try: I_Love_Hermione_And_Hugo_Is_An_Annoying_Little_Brat_Sometimes!
Hugo: WOAH!!!!!!!!!! That was his password!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rose: Genius!
Albus: Me and Scorpius need the password to Draco's computer, so we can post embarrassing stuff on his Instagram account!
Delphi: Try: FatherWillHearAboutTheFerretThatStoleMyBrekfastCereal.
Scorpius: It worked!!!!!!!!!
Albus: Time to post stuff!!!!!!!!!!!
Rose: I guess Delphi knows her passwords...
Helena: Can someone tell me my mom's password?
Delphi: Try: NarglesAreRealAndSoAreCrumpleHornedSnorkacks
Helena: It worked!
Rose: Can you tell us ALL the passwords?
Delphi: Sure! Harry's is: TheRedSnitchThatCrossedTheGreenSeaWithTheGoldenQuaffle, Hermione's is: BooksAreTheCenterOfTheUniverseAndAnyoneThatSaysDifferentWillDieAPainfulDeath,
Neville's is: WhereHasTrevorGoneMyGran'sGonnaKillMe, and Ginny's is: TheLittleHarryCrossedTheBigDesertWith20Nargles.
Lorcan: Wow.
Lily: You either spy on people, or you are an excellent guesser.
Levi: What are your parent's passwords?
Delphi: My dad's password is: TheWorldWillSoonBeMineAndNoStupidHarryPotterWillBeAbleToStopMeFromRulingTheWorld.
Rose: And what about your mom's password?
Delphi: I.... haven't been able to work that one out yet...
Albus: ...........................
Scorpius: You know everyone's password EXCEPT your mom's?
Delphi: um.....
Rose: I know her password!
Delphi: Really??? What is it?
Rose: It is: InTheMirrorOfErisedISeeMyselfAndMyMasterBecauseILoveHimSoMuch.
Delphi: Wow.
Rose: Yep.
Lysander: How long did it take you to guess that???
Rose: 2 minutes...
Scorpius: Whatever. Let's post stuff on our parents' Instagram accounts!!!!!!
Delphi: No thanks.
Albus: Count me in!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Harry Potter Texts
RandomHarry Potter characters have somehow managed to figure out the concepts of texting. The golden and silver trios gossip, the death eaters plot against harry potter, and Fred and George plot pranks. What could possibly go wrong??? *I will try to inclu...
