Ships

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Fred has created a chat. 

Fred has invited George to the chat. 

George: What's up, Fred?

Fred: I think today would be a good day to talk about.... SHIPS!!!!!!!!

George: What's a ship???

Fred: Just look it up.

George: Okay! I understand!

Fred: The first ship will be..... Harry x Ginny!!!!!! Or Hinny!!!!

George: I ship it!

Fred: Me, too! They would look cute together!!!!

George: Now let's call them in, and make fun of them!!!!!!!!

Fred added Ginny and Harry to the chat.

Harry: Why are we here?

Fred: Ginny and Harry, sittin' in a tree...

George: K-I-S-S-I-N-G!!!!!!

Fred: First comes the love...

George: Then comes the marriage...

Fred: Then comes the baby in a baby carriage!!!!!!!!

Ginny: I WILL TELL MUM!!!!!!!!!

George: You wouldn't!!!!!!

Fred removed Harry and Ginny from the chat.

George: The next one is...... Ron x Hermione!!!!!! Or Ronomie!!!!!!

Fred: SHIP!!!!!!!

George: Me, too, Freddie.

Fred: Now time to make fun of ickle ronniekins and his girlfriend!!!!!!

Fred has added Ron and Hermione to the chat.

Ron: What are we doing in the twin's chat?

Hermione: I sense trouble...

George: Ron and Hermione, sittin' in a tree...

Fred: K-I-S-S-I-N-G!!!!!!!!!

George: First comes the lo-

Ron and Hermione left the chat. 

Fred: Bummer.

George: Announce the next ship, Fred!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fred: It is.... Neville x Luna!!!!!!! Or Nuna!!!!!!!

George: SHIPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!

Fred: Same here!!!!!!!!!

George added Neville and Luna to the chat.

Luna: We know you guys ship us...

Neville: And we don't mind, because we're dating.

Fred: Oh.

George removed Luna and Neville from the chat. 

Fred: Shame. We didn't get to make fun of them.

George: The next ship is..... DRACO x HARRY!!!!!!!! Or Drarry!!!!!!

Fred: SHIP!!!!!!!!!

George: SAME! But I also ship Drastoria, Hinny, Dramione...

Fred: We get it!!!!!

George added Draco and Harry to the chat. 

Fred: Draco and Harry, sittin' in a tr-

Harry: DON'T. YOU. DARE.

Draco: MY FATHER WILL HEAR ABOUT THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Draco and Harry left the chat.

Fred: Ah, well.

George: Now for the next ship!

Fred: The next ship is.... Voldemort x Bellatrix!!!!!!! Or Bellamort!!!!!!!

George: HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! SHIP!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fred: Me, too!

George added Bellatrix and Voldy to the chat. 

Fred: Guess what, guys?????

Voldy: What?

Bellatrix: What???

Fred: WE SHIP YOU GUYS!!!!!!!!!

George: lalalala, love is in the air...

Voldy: AVADA KEDAVRA!!!!!!!! AVADA KEDAVRA!!!!!!!! AVADA-

Bellatrix: My Lord, you can't kill people online, remember?

Voldy: Oh, yeah. Bummer.

Voldy and Bellatrix left the chat.

Fred: George.

George: What???

Fred: I just realized something.

George: What is it, Freddie???

Fred: WE SHIP EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!!!

George: Oh, yeah!!!!!! We do!!!!!!!!!!

Fred: Guess we don't need these ship conversations, huh?

George: Nope! Because we just ship EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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