Ron: I HAVE A BRILLIANT IDEA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Harry: what?
Ron: Let's play chess!!!!!!!!!!!
Harry: ok.
Ron: But REAL LIFE chess.
Harry: Ok.
Ron: You and Ginny can be Queen and King...
Harry: YEAH!!!!!!!!!
Ron: Me and Hermione can play knights...
Hermione: Yes!
Ron: Neville and Luna can play bishops...
Luna: What's a bishop? Can I play a nargle instead?
Ron: Rose and Hugo can play rooks...
Rose: I'm a what?
Hugo: YAY!!!!!!!!
Ron: And James, Lily, Lysander, Helena, Albus, Lorcan, Laura, and Levi can play pawns!
Harry: But we need a black side!
Ron: We can use the Death Eaters for that!
Voldy: WHAT??????????????????
Ron: Voldy and Bellatrix can be King and Queen...
Voldy: .......
Bellatrix: :D
Ron: Draco and Lucius can be the Bishops...
Draco: Who said I was playing????
Ron: Rodolphus and Rabastan can play Knights.
Bellatrix: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rodolphus: Hello, Bella.
Bellatrix: I NEVER GAVE YOU ANY PERMISSION TO CALL ME BELLA!!!!! THE NIGHT WAS PERFECT UNTIL YOU CAME ALONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ron: Delphi and Snape can play rooks.
Delphi: Oh, good. I thought I was going to be a pawn.
Ron: Nah. I don't think Bellatrix and Voldy would want you to be a pawn.
Delphi: :D
Ron: Alecto, Amycus, Rowle, Dolohov, Yaxley, Fenrir, Narcissa, and Macnair can be pawns.
Harry: Are we ready to play?
Ron: Yep!
5 hours later...
Ron: I give up!!!!!!!!
Harry: What's wrong?
Ron: We can't play chess, because the Death Eaters have no idea how to play it! They just keep moving around the whole board, knocking out all the pieces!!!!!!!
Harry: Isn't that what they do???
Ron: ....................................................
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