Cub: I'm going to need a human skull and you can't ask why
Scar: Only if you don't ask why
Scar: *Pulls out 7 pristine human skulls* Take your pick
Cub: ...
Scar: ...
Cub: This one will do
Keralis: Who thinks I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth
xB: I think you're a hazard to society
Hypno: And a coward. Do twenty
Bdubs: I think Doc was right
Etho: I'm surprised he hasn't marched in here to say 'I told you so'
Beef: He wouldn't do that
Doc: You're right Beef. For once in my life you're 100% right. I would never say that.
Doc: *turns around, the shirt he's wearing says 'I told you so' on the back*
Impulse: We need a distraction
Tango: Is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making weird noises?
Zedaph: My time has come
Cleo: Bitches be like "I'm baby" but have childhood trauma and neglect like wtf do you know about being baby you were forced to grow up from an early age anyways I'm baby
Stress: How do I deal with my enemies
False: Kill them
Stress: That's a bit extreme, I was hoping for a more passive solution
False: Kill them only a little?
Gem: What do you think Pearl will do for a distraction?
Impulse: She'll probably, like, make a noise or throw a rock. That's what I would. *Building explodes and several car alarms go off*
Impulse: ... Or she could do that
Xisuma: Not to brag or anything, but I can wake up without an alarm clock now due to my crippling and overwhelming anxiety, so...
Jevin: Remember when you didn't try to solve all your problems with murder
Wels: Stop romanticizing the past
Ren: You wanna see how hardcore I am?
Ren: *punches a wall*
Ren: ...
Ren: Take me to the hospital
None of these are mine, I found them all on an incorrect quotes generator. Here is the link https://incorrect-quotes-generator.neocities.org/
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Hermitcraft 9 Stuff
FanfictionJust a bunch of hermitcraft oneshots. No shipping or smut, maybe minor cursing.
