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Y/n, author and the KLL

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Ren (author): LETS FUCKING GO IM ALIVE BITCHESSSS

Y/n: Bro stfu

Ren: fuck no, I'm the one feeding u, u thirsty hoe

Law: *looking at ren in annoyance*

Y/n: bro whatchu looking at

Law: *Internally face palms and walks away*

Ren: and there goes ur man

Y/n: Jokes on you I got two more *pulls out Kidd and Luffy*

Ren: tf