Yukio: Oh man.... Look at him with those stupid glasses and that dumb outfit... I Have To Have Him!!
* Yukio, Connor, Fang, and Shade walk in.*
Shade: I can hear everything that you're saying.
Fang: He knows. He's just going through that time of the month.
Connor: Yukio's a girl?
Fang: No. The WYLFATLAATTSWI
Connor: Oh. The "When Yukio Looks For Anything That Looks Attractive And Tries To Screw With It."
Yukio: Hey!
Shade: * sits down at a table*
*Yukio walks up to him*
Yukio: Um... Shade is it?
Shade: Can I help you? But, judging by the red cheeks and that nervous tone in your voice, you want to ask me out.
Yukio: O///o, how did you know?!
Shade: I can read you like a book.
Yukio: But I'm not a book!!
Shade: But, I can because, I'm the one who'll-.......... *sighs* did freaking Arshad write this?
Connor: Speaking of shadowy-
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Fang: What the-
* everyone then finds Arshad swinging upside down on a chandelier with his leg stuck in it*
Titan: What The Fuck Is Happening?!?
Connor: How did he get up there?
Arshad: I CAN SEE CLEARLY NOW THE SUGAR IS GONE!!!
Storm: Sugar..... Wait..did he...
Cid: WHERE THE HELL IS ALL MY FLOUR?!?!?!?
Everyone: Uh oh....
Arshad: But that sugar didn't taste good.... And it smelled like Fang~.
Fang: What did he just say?
Connor: Don't listen. You'll just get dumber
* Yukio turns into Raston, flies up to the chandelier, gets Arshad off the chandelier and flies down, carrying Arshad.*
Arshad: Rassy~? Why are there four of you~? Hehe, more to tort.....ure...... * blacks out*
Cid: I'll take that. * grabs Arshad and walks out of the room*
Storm: This has to be the stupidest beginning to a play..... Anyone enjoy the rest. It most likely will make more sense than this.... I need a cup of tea. * walks away*
