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Chapter 4 - Powwo Assadwo :3

The trio had arrived at El Taco Loco, The sweet stentch of the taco meat woke Gener up after being knocked out for Twelve month and one day. (10 minutes in pacific time) He floated towards the meaty smell like in cartoon when they smell a pie. Suddenly, like a magical girl. He transformed into his El Taco Loco work attire. You stare at the pile of clothes. "Where did he go ?" "I dont know amd i dont care !!!!!!!!!!!!" deaner replies. In what could only be described as a miracle from Boognsih himself. The clothes slowly formed back into a human but THIS TIME in said clothes. Also his mouth was dry. You know what wasnt dry? Your lips/. Deaner stared longingly at Gene s lip. Oh how he wished he could not one not two not five, but one kiss across those lily white lips... or at least put some chapstick on tgem. But it semed gener had a different pair of lips in mind.... Gene went towards the kitchen. And you say "HEy! Are you gonna use a dspaultua?".... "You don't use a spatula to make tacos you stupid fuclk" Deaner replied in a calm soothing voice. You cru. "Now, what would you like to eat y/n?" You breath in, and say. "let me stawt of with a basket of chips then move on to the powwo asado taco i wouwd wike two powwo asado tacos with one beef chimichanga on the chimichanga, i wouwd wike a side of souw cweam i wouwd wike tomatoes and onions on my quessicodiwwa fow dessewt i wouwd wike the fwawes -- i wouwd wike extwa cinnamon do you make guacamowe? yes, i do make guacamowe. Uh, i wouwd wike a side of guacamowe on my tostittyos i wike to dip the tostitos in the guacamowe can i get a basket, i towd you about a basket of chips i wouwd wike a wawge iced-tea, 2, uh, 2 wawge iced-teas"Translation: Let me start of with a basket of chipsThen move on to the pollo asado tacoI would like two pollo asado tacos with one beef chimichangaOn the chimichanga, I would like a side of sour creamI would like tomatoes and onions on my quesodillaFor dessert I would like the flares -- I would like extra cinnamonDo you make guacamole?Yes, I do make guacamole.Uh, I would like a side of guacamole on my TostitosI like to dip the Tostitos in the guacamoleCan I get a basket, I told you about a basket of chipsI would like a large iced-tea, 2, uh, 2 large iced-teas"Thats way too much food!!!" Deaner said. Gene then replied "Well, what did you want to order Deany?" Deaner shoved you to the side and procidded to order. "I want you." Gener then said. "" Deaner crid in embarraasment. But like a goldfish Gener immediately forgot and proceeded to make your viking sized meal. As he handed it to you, he also handed you a napkin. You looked at the napikin and there was something written on it. "I want you." and his AOL username. You looked at him, blsuhging, and he winked with both eyes. Carefully, he placed your meal down on the greaseffried table and chair. You unhinge your dainty jah and proceed to swallow the entire table. "WOW! What that mouth do." geer says. This gets DEaner stoned. With rage !!!!!! He tries to scream but he is stoned frfr. While deaner is incapacitated, you decide to give gener a kiss. He is so ecited he passes out. End of chapter 4