Ween more like Weener

Chapter 6 - one lip

You were in the car with Dean and Gene Ween. Driving somewhere far... far away. It was the Pod which was not very far away. Only 500 miles. Then 500 more. 1000 miles. To fall down at the door of the POD/. You guys exit the automobile and make your way towards the door. As Gener opens the door, he notices something oodd. Someone has been here.... There was a goo trail and You noticed that the Pod had started to get cloudy . IT also smleld like scotch gard so it could be scotchguarded. "WHO GOES THERE!?" Deaner yelled. Suddenly a goo pile slithered over to them, then morphed into...........................................................MEAN WEEN ! In fear, Gener jumped into Dean,s arms like Shagyy and Scooby Door. "WHO is rhat ? ?!?!" Y/N askes, about to shhart again from fear. "M y n a m e i s M e a n W e e n" he says. He has inhaled so much scotchgard that it comes out of his mouth when he talks. "W h o i s t h i s l o v e l y b u t s l i g h t l y d e f o r m e d p e r s o n w i t h y o u ?" He continues. You blurhs at the thought of another white guy complimenting you. "This is Y/N." Dean says hoping his back won't give out from Gener's 21 year old white boy weight. " Y/ N ? T h a t s a n i c e n a m e. R e m i n d s m e o f C h e r n o b y l." Meaner says . "Chernobyl ?!" you exclaim. "I have been there..." "I c a n t e l l" he repleis. " D i d y o u s e e t h a t d u m b b r o a d s w i m m i n g i n t h e g r e e n l a k e ?" You look down at your slightly green glowing skin in shame. "Yeah what an idiot." Mean Ween chuckles, mouth full of scotchgard fumes. His lungs 2 second from collapsing. "W a n t s o m e s c o t c h g a r d ?" he asks. You are hesitant. Your hands start glowing brighter as you grab the bottle. The can melts instantly. Meaner is very angry. So angry that he starts break dancing (he cant stanky leh). "WOAH DUDE!!!" Gene yells now departed from Deaner's meaty white grip. "G e t m e m o r e s c o t c h g a r d w h i t e b o y" Meaner demands. He was spinning in circles and in the distance you could hear the song 'Don't Stop the Rock'm by FreeeStyele. Gener quickly runs to get more scotucgard. It was now just you, Deaner, and Mean who was now worming. You loodkd at deane and he looked down to the ground, ashamed of his behavuor thus far. "What's wrong deany?" You ask him with your one lip . "Nothing stfu" he replies. "Ok damn!" you say and look over to mean ween. He worms too hard and falls into the backrooms. "MEANER NOOOOOO" Dean cries out. Whipping hand out towards him. Where will he get his scotchgard supply now? Gener returns with a bag full of the blessed fumes. He tries some and passes out.

End of chapter 6