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Chapter 8 - Baskin Throbbins

"Y O U A S S H O L E S" Mean Ween yelled out . E everyone stated crying but the tears werw scotchgard. "I-I'm sorry... I couldn't help it..." Deaner whimpered. Meaner licked his scotchgard tears. The taste reminded him of his days in chernobyl. Salty, yet strngley wet towel. Yoy stood up and crawled towards Meaner. He looked at you in disgust as he licked the last of Deaner's fabric softening tears, his abnormally long tongue starting to feel like soft caepet. " I w o u l d l i c k y o u r s t o o b u t I d o n t w a n t y o u r s l i g h t d e f o r m i t y." You gasped in shock and slap him in the facade. Causing his mask to get knocked off and fall 2 steps away from him. "W T F F F F F" Meaner yelled at you. You couldn't help but notice something od....... His face was slightly deformed! You point at it and stare at him but he cant tell you are staring because your eyes go in two separate directions. Gener gets up after passing out for 4 minute, he stares direfcftly at Meaner and his jah drops "Meaner!! What is THIS." He lifts his arms up in disbaleff. Meaner does the saym thing 2 BUT IN SADNESS. Deaner vomit a little but unpukes immediateoly after so Gene doesn't slip in it. "Meane r how could you hide this from us!!!! I dont want a deformed scortchgard dealer!!!!!" Y/N looks at him sad. "No offense to slightly deformed people Y/N this is between me and meaner!" Gener winsk. You were sad but that wink gave you a strange tickle feeling somewhere in the abyzs. Deaner walks around Meaner in circles, tsking while shaking his head. "Well well well.... This is what meany weeny looks like und3r the mask huh?" ".....t h a t s w h a t t h e p o i n t o f t h e m a s k i s...." meaner cries. Gener looked at Deaner, then at Mean who was slowly dorwning in his tears. They were not scotchgard nono but rather tears. "Boognish would not approve of this Meaner..." Gener said, screwing his eyes shut. Mean quizvles his lips. He couldn't even belch out any words he was so distraught. He packs a bindle (HOBO STICK) and skips away sobbing ad whimpering. You were a little sad, the only other slightly deformed person you knew was gone. Btu you still had Gener sotht was okay even though he may hate deformed people a luttle bit. You could change his mind. You could fix him. Deaner slammed the door and turned to the two of you. Soar many emotionos going on in his white boy head. He wanted to hit Gener for his ableism, he wanted to hit you for wanting Gene, but he also agreed that Meaner looked ugly. He started crying again /. You wiggle up to Deaner like a little slightly deformed worm and pat his back. "Its k Deany, he'll come back some day <:3" You whisper sofly into his ear hole. "I dont care about meaner!!!! I Want You" he cry. You cup your hands towards your mouth opening.flabbersjgastlesd. TWO SEXY MAN WANT YOU????? FUUCK. Meanr probably secretly wanted you too. "I was hoping i could take you and Geney to this place... It's called Baskoin Robbins" Dean said, looking down while kicking a pebble and going 👉👈. Gener's pupils dilated, Baskin Robbins made his Baskin throbinns. He remembered the time Deaner fed him the dairy treat with a funnel. "YES" he scream, his baskin throbbin aggrressively. You look at him, then back at Deaner and say yes too. Deaner giggles like a little girl and takes you and Gener's arms. "LETS GOOOOOO" He yells. Gener s baskin is still throbbin. Too hard and he passe s out. End of chapter 8