omori crack fiction LOL

HERO ATTEMPTS TO BECOME REAL.

Sunny goes to sleep, heading into dream world. To find HERO in whitespace. Pissed infact. And omori walks up to hero and says "wtf get out" and hero responds "SIT ON A DICK., WHY DID YOU ERASE ME FROM THE REAL WORLD??? WHY AM I FUCKING 16?? WHY IS MY SKIN SLIGHTLY BLUE??? WHY AM I WHITE WASHED???" and sunny sits there with a smug face and replies.... "Idk i wanted to" HERO STARTS FUCKING CRYING WORRYING IF HE WILL EVER BE REAL AGAIN. Omori walks out of whitespace just leaving hero on the fucking floor. (like that one time that LOSER cloudie_noi GOT CAUGHT DRAWING FUCKING DREAM PORN) Omori walks out to find aubrey and kel in neighbours room, fighting. AUBREY YELLS "YOU STUPID DICK POOP HEAD KEL THIS IS WHY I DONT TALK TO *INSERT KELS RACE*" KEL YELLS "ARE YOU FUCKING RACIALLY MOTIVATIED??" AUBREY EXCLAIMS BACK "I FUCKING DONT KNOW WHAT RACIALLY MOTIVATIED MEANS, ALSO WHY DID YOU BEATBOX WHEN MY DAD WAS FUCKING DYING??" kel sits there. HERO INTERS THE ROOM CLEARLY DONE WITH HIS MENTAL BREAKDOWN. HE HOPS ON OMORI AND STARTS BEATING THE SHIT OUT OF HIM, BUT OMORI SITS THERE. WITH HIS SMUG FACE MENACINGLY. SINCE HE FUCKING KILLS HIMSELF ALL THE TIME. HERO LOOKS LIKE HE IS PUNCHING FUCKING AIR BECAUSE OMORI SLID AWAY WHILE HE WAS YELLING OFFENSIVE HOMOPHOBIC SLURS WHICH WERE VERY NOT #HOMIE OF HIM. HERO FIGHTS THE AIR FOR LIKE FUCKING 10 MINS AND AUBREY, KEL AND OMORI WATCH. OMORI FUCKING LIES TO THEM SAYING HERO IS TRYING TO EAT HIS BUTT. THEY BOTH GET SCARED AND FUCKING RUN WHILE YELLING "PEDOPHILE" REALLY FAST LIKE SONIC FAST. THEY RUN TO THE FUCKING PARK YELLING PEDOPHILE AND ALL THE KIDS GATHER UP TOGETHER INCLUDING MARI NOT KNOWING HERO WAS THIS SO CALLED PEDOPHILE. THEY MAKE A ELEBRATE TRAP I WILL NOT EXPLAIN TO CAPTURE HERO. ONCE HEROS SLOW DUMBASS SELF REALIZED THAT OMORI WAS FUCKING GONE AFTER HOURS. HE WENT OUT OF THE TREE STUMP JUST TO GET HIS HUGE DUMPY LICKING ASS STUCK. HE WAS ANGRY BUT THE SNAKE LOOKS AT HIS ASS DEVIOUSLY( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). HERO YELLS " OH MY FUCKING GOD NO I SWEAR FOR THE SECOND TIME THIS IS NOT NO WERID KINK SEX STORY. IM NOT GONNA GET ANALLY FUCKED BY A SNAKE. A FUCKING SNAKE." OR THAT'S WHAT HE THOUGHT. THE SNAKE GETS READY TO ROCK HIS SHIT HARD LIKE SO VERY HARD WHILE THE CAT WATCHES. YK WHAT HAPPENS.

BACK TO OMORI

Omori wonders if hero is a dumbass or in trouble...? He does not care for either, and just wishes he was dead. Omori walks over to the tree stump just to see hero getting ASS FUCKED DOWN RIGHT RAILED BY THE SNAKE. AND HE WAS INTO IT. SADLY. THEY WERE HAVING A STEP BRO STEP SIS ROLEPLAY. AND HE WAS THE SIS. THE FUCKING SIS. WHAT A PRISSY BITCH. GO PUT A DRESS ON. FUCKING MARIS DRESS OR SOME FUCKING SHIT YOU HORNY ASS DESPRATE ASS DEVIOUS LOOKING ASS SNAKE LOVER FUCKER STEP SIS ASS. OMORI DECIDES HES SEEN ENOUGH AND PULLS HERO OUT OF THAT SHIT. HERO FUCKING STABS OMORI AND WAKES UP SUNNY. Sunny wakes up wet as fuck down right dripping because he was super into that roleplay they were having ngl. THEN HE FUCKING SEES SOMTHING VERSION OF HERO IN THE GODAMN CORNER. AND MARI SEES IT TOO, AND SHE FINDS IT HOT???? GIRL IS DRIPPING??? IN NOT THE GOOD WAY.... IM ABOUT TO CHANGE THE SCRIPT INTO ME KILLING MYSELF GOD I DON'T WANNA SEE MY SISTER FUCK MY GUILTY CONSCIOUSNESS. I GET I STABBED SALLY IN THE EYE WHICH IS EQUAL FIGHTS EQUAL RIGHTS BUT WHAT THE FUCK. gives me a reminder to put sally out of her misery. SUNNY FUCKING FLYS OUT THE WINDOW INTO KELS ROOM. KEL IS UNPHASED. BUT SALLY WITH NOW MENTAL PROBLEMS THINKS I'M THE COOKIE MONSTER. I STAB SALLY IN THE HEART AND THROW HER CRUSTY MUSTY CORPSE OUT THE WINDOW ONTO A POLICE CAR. THE POLICE MAN ATE HER CORPSE WITH HIS COFFEE AND DONUTS. Shape shifters be so common these days. I GO BACK TO YIFF WITH KEL, IT WAS AWESOME( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). I DO PARKOUR INTO MY ROOM AND FIND NAKED MARI, I WAS UNPHASED AT THIS POINT. I THOUGHT IT WOULD MAKE ME WANNA KMS BUT I GUESS NOT IT'S JUST BOOBS? KINDA WEIRD I THINK I'M A RAGING BI(tch)SEXUAL THO. I NEED TO END THIS CHAPTER HOLY SHIT. I MAY OFFER ELON MUSK TO BUY THIS STORY HE WON'T REGRET.