omori crack fiction LOL

Kelsey, what the hell happened last night?

Sunny woke up on the floor in Kel's room. He was maybe slightly disturbed at what happened last night. He looks to Hero's bedrooms side and sees a Hero shadow demon "what the fuck" Hero says in disbelief "WHY DO YOU HAVE A HEAD WORLD AND WHY THE F U C K DID YOU JUST MAKE ME A P E D O?!?! A WHITE WASHED FUCKING ONE AT THAT!! I'M TIRED OF YOUR KINKY HEAD FANTASYS. BRING ME FUCKING BACK!!" Sunny responds CALMLY "lmfao naur that's too much work, i kinda just like..... Don't want to.. Also was i fucking high last night idk if i ate too much smacking wacking finger licking ass" (flashback on why last chapter made no sense, because sunny is a crack, a crack whore dumbass.) Hero just makes an angry confused face. It then goes stone cold and he peaces out, leaving pee on the floor. Hero shadow demon fades away and Kel wakes up "I snorted way too much happy sugar last night..." BASIL BURSTS IN CRYING. DOWN RIGHT CRYING LIKE A FUCKING PISS ASS WHINEY ASS YAPPING ASS CRYBABY PISS BABY BECAUSE THEY DID COKE AND YIFFED WITHOUT HIM. BASIL YELLS "YALL WERE YIFFING AND DOING HAPPY SUGAR WITHOUT ME????? I COULD HAVE STUCK MY FLOWER UP YALLS ASSES AND SNIFFED IT AFTER. CUZ YALLS BADUSSY IS BLAND" Basil whined out like the bitch pee baby omega he is. Kel was beyond confused "Dude..I can't remember what happened. I know Sunny burst through my window and asked to fuck and thats about it..He also said something about Hero Demon coming to haunt him?? IDK Aubrey gave us too much happy sugar to mess with and I think Mari hosted a party because there was caramelldansen blasting from next door like..ALL of yesterday" Kel said. He tried getting up and stretching but his basic bodily muscles failed him and he immediately collapsed. Like the family guy dead collapsed. Sunny took his surroundings in again looking at the collapsed kel, piss stain by heros bed, and the little piss baby in front of him. Basil whines "GUYS PLEASE!! I WAS SO UPSET. DO YOU AT LEAST HAVE ANY HAPPY SUGAR LEFT? I'M TRYING TO GET MY INTAKE SENSE THEY TOOK IT AWAY AFTER REHAB I'M BEGGING YOU I MISS TALKING TO MY PLANTS, ONE OF THEM ARE SUPER YIFF-ABLE" Basil says shaking Sunny passive aggressively and violently, Sunny finds this hot, like the fucking honry germlin he is. He also found heros spatula in his ass??? He sniffs it aggressively. Kel gets back up with his basic bodily functions working again. He's still pretty zoinked out his head from last night's happy sugar. Kel then proceeds to walk to his closet "K, i'm gonna get changed. Leave..or dont..sunny.." Kel says before facing the closet(wink wink) again trying to choose which orange tank top and shorts he will pair today. SUNNY WALKS OVER TO THE CLOSET AND STARTS TO FUCKING WANK ON THE STUFF IN THE CLOSET LIKE THE CLOSETED HOMOSEXUAL HE IS. Kel just backs up "DUDE. YOUR TURNING ORANGE CLOTHES ALL WHITE MAN! WHAT THE FUCK! YOU KNOW ORANGE IS MY FAVORITE COLOR. IF YOU WERE HORNY JUST WAIT LIKE 3 MINUTES MY GUY! GAH DAYUM I DON'T EVEN HAVE THE SPATULA OUT. LET ALONE THE FUCKING VIBRATORS AND THE HANDCUFFS. AND THE FEET LOCK. WHILE BASIL WAS YIFFYING A FUCKING CACTUS IN THE CORNER" Kel says in shock. Basil Looks like he's about to burst into tears "SEE THIS IS WHAT I MEAN. YOU TWO ALWAYS TRY TO LEAVE ME OUT OF IT. WHAT IF I WANNA BE IN THE MAIN YIFF PILE TOO!" SUNNY REPLIES "I'M SORRY BUT YOUR YIFF SKILLS ARE KINDA MID TBH, LIKE NOT EVEN I LIKE YOUR YIFFING AND IM A FUCKING WERIDO WHO GETS TURNED ON WHEN I TAKE A SHIT AND SHART IN THE TOLEIT THATS SHAPED LIKE HATSUNE MIKU" and Kel is done with this fucking shit, taking his leave to go hand wash his beautiful orange clothes that sparkle in the moonlight in the tub. Basil looks at him angrily and does a lil uwu pounce "MID!?!? I'LL SHOW YOU MID BITCH. LETS TAKE A LOOKSIE DOWN HERE AND SHOW YOU HOW FUCKING M I D THIS DICK IS" sunny replies happyly "yes plz daddy( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) oh yeah" sunny does not care if basil is mad he is just getting yiffed. (he tweets out on twitter his 1-10 yiff experience, and a mating call). The two then proceed to like fuck on the floor or something idk..THE CACTUS GROWS LEGS AND JOINS, AND SOMEHOW PLAYS BANDORI WHILE AT IT. but really its basils imagination. Sunny thinks Basil is fucking scary. Yet he still finds it kinda hot.. Then mari FUCKING BURSTS IN THE ROOM YELLING HOW SUNNY LOOKS LIKE HARRY POTTER, THROWS THE BOOK AT SUNNY "THE BOOOY THAT LIVED HAS COME TO DIE" AND SUNNY FUCKING GETS NOCKED OUT. Kel walks back into this experience after hearing Mari. He is not surprised, ready for another night of having to half drown his friends in a tub so they get clean after like 2 hours of just sex and a lot of yiffing. THEN FUCKING HATSUNE MIKU BURSTS IN YELLING MIKUUUU DAYOOOOOO CUTELY AND STARTS BEATING THE SHIT OUT OF BASIL WITH HER DOUBLE IDFK GREEN YUM JUICY CRUNCHY SCRUMCHOULSHES STICK, SHE DOES NOT KNOW ITS PAINFUL FOR BASIL SENSE SHES A ROBOT. BUT BASIL HAS BDSM AND PAIN KINK. (WERID ASS MOTHER FUCKER) AND GETS MORE YIFF HORMONES