a/n: this is like a modern au where they have a group chat btw
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Max:
so you're telling me...
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that this mf is straight?!
Will: WTF
WHEN DID U TAKE THAT?!
Max: I DIDNT LMAO LUCAS DID
Lucas: Oops
Dustin: No one told you that mf is straight tf
Max: he is gay. surprise will we know 🥳
Mike: will is gay?!!?
Lucas: Bro 💀
Dustin: This mf...
*replied to Mike's message*
Will: no im mot gay, don't losten to them lol
Max: cant even spell not..
Will: STFU
*not
*listen
#straight
Dustin: #Isupportyou #Notactuallystraight #Ally
Will: fucl you burch
Lucas: PLSSS IM BEGGING 🙏,
learn how to spell.
Will: fuck you too lucas
Lucas: no. go fuck mike.
Mike: huh?!
Max: will is gay.
Mike: no.. he said he wasn't!?
Dustin: AND YOU BELIEVE THAT MF?!
LOOK AT HIS SHORTSSS
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Will: see guys, mike believes me unlike you fake bitches 🙄
Mike: course! :)
Will: :D
Mike: <3
Will: <3..
Max: ew too much gayness
*sprays you both with water*
Mike: why am i being sprayed with water?!
Lucas: Cause you're ALSO gay
Mike: HUH?! HOW!?
Max: stfu homo
Mike: oh
Will: oh
Mike: omg we sent the same message at the same time 🫣
Will: omg 😻
Max: no. stop. stop it.
Dustin: Anygays have you guys seen the way Mike checks out Will?! ESPECIALLY IN HIS FUCKING DAISY DUKE SHORTS
Max: DUDE YES IVE SEEN IT
Lucas: Let's not forget him always looking at Will's lips!!?
Dustin: Fr like what's so special about Will's lips Mike?! 🤨
Mike: what?
Max: stfu no one was talking to you mike
Mike: but-
Max: do better will.
-El is online-
Max: OMG HI EL
El:
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Mike: w h a t
Will: oh
Max: ...
Dustin: That's some gay shit right there
Lucas: Hella gay
El: Mike you lie
Mike: what?!
El: You lie
Lucas: "You lie! You are gay!" is what I'm waiting for
Will: i hate you all.
Mike: you hate me?...
Max: yes.
Will: NO! not you mike
*replied to Max's message*
Mike: stfu bitch 🙄
Max: homo
Mike: no i'm straight i like El
Will: oh..
El: Mike you are like PAPA! You LIE.
Mike: el..this isn't y-
Max: BOY IF YOU DONT STFU
Lucas: Not the "this isn't you🥺" bro-
Dustin: Guys guys guys
Max: what
Will: hm?
Lucas: Wha
El: Yes?
Dustin: I have a question. Mike what's a song that reminds you of Will and Will what's a song that reminds you of Mike?
Will: head over heels by tears for fears
Mike: don't you want me by the human league
Lucas: 💀 nahhh
Max: G
Dustin: A
Lucas: Y
Will: F
Will: U
Will: C
Will: K
Mike: M
Mike: E
Will: wait what-
Lucas: I'm done with this.
*Lucas, Max, El, and Dustin are offline.*
Mike: Tonight the music seems so loud i wish that we could lose this crowd-
a/n: this is satire.
