Today is the day I must do my student council speech. I must say, I am thoroughly terrified. This must go according to plan...
I was able to effectively get the entire auditorium to correctly pronounce my last name. I then went on about how much better I am then all of them. At the end of my speech, I screeched "VOTE JOSH G. FOR VP" before slithering off the stage. The crowd roars. I did good today.
I must also mention how good I look today. I wore my nicest flannel button-up today, as well as some rings and a bracelet today. My hands look pretty hot...
Later in chemistry, we seem to have a free day. I pull out my chrome book. I chat with the virtual assistant on my monke cam. I say "cheese" as well as "do you know of our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ?" I don't receive the answer I had hoped for, but I snicker anyway.
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The Diary of Jimotheé Gujjie
RandomA heartthrobbing tale of excitement covering widdle Jim-Jim's shenanigans. Note: This story was written in a google doc during 6th period chemistry. Please, for the love of God, don't take this seriously.
