Lego Monkie Kid x reader oneshots and headcannons

Comfy Couch Cuddles~ 🍋

You come home from a long day at work and the mayor decides he'll help you calm down
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I run to the counter and begin chopping up tomatoes as I doge the flying food as two chefs start yelling at each other. "Shut the fuck up! YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP! IM TALKING!" "Maybe if you didn't take twenty years to give me the Ingredients I wouldn't of shoved you!" I sigh and and look at the mouse demon next to me as she tries not to laugh as she goes between washing dishes and to sauté mushrooms. I roll my eyes and take my plate to go give it to the customer but I get pelted in the head with a tomato. "Hey Watch it! I was aiming for the rat!" "SEE?! You shove me than you hit this poor kid with a tomato!"

The mouse demon gently takes the plate away from me and gives it to the customers. I walk out the kitchen and begin to tear up, I grip my apron as tears slowly fall to the ground. The bell rings and coworkers switch out with others. The mouse looks all around the room and sees me, she gasp and walks over to me. She takes a handkerchief out of her apron pocket and wipes it from my face and hair. She squeaks out a high pitched apology as she can't speak much English. I look up with tearing eyes and smiles at her, she looks at me and huffs. She stands up agitated and whips herself around while speed walking to the two still bickering workers.

She latches her hands onto both the cat and rats ears and drags them into a small broom closet. I could hear two muffled screams of fear and one of anger. I smile as I stand up and call my boss, I explain the situation and he confirms that he'll take care of the two and I could get the rest of then day off. I thank him and prepare my things, the mouse walks out and sees me. Her eyes light like twinkling stars as she runs over and stops me. "H-hay! I was wendaring if you'd jike a ride home?" You seem surprised that she's ever talked this much but you agreed and after a while you two eventually got in the car.

She turned on some gentle music as she drove down the dusky road, you smiled and try to make small talk. "So Umm, what was your name again? I know it began with a N" She smiled and said Naga "You awe Y/N corwekt?"
You nodded, she smiled at being able to remember your name and leaned over and flipped down the mirror in front of you. You see a picture of her and fourteen kids? "Whoa! You have fourteen kids? That's a lot!" She nodded and said that mice demons normally give birth in liters of  six to seven, her last litter was sadly left with only two pups and she sighs.

She shakes her head and smiles, "you have kidz?" You blush and deny, "nah, I don't think ide make a great parent." "Nonsense!" She puts her hand on your leg "you make good parent!" She pats your legs and pulls up to the driveway. "Your stop" You roll your eyes and thank her, she waves and waits for you to get in your house before she goes back to the building. You shut the door gently and sigh, it was a terrible day. Despite making friends with naga, your day was garbage. You head to the shower to wash off the smell of tomato's. You hop in the shower and began fucking with your hair and trying to get it out. You think of calling your boyfriend after the shower to take your mind off work. You eventually get out of the shower and wrap it around your body, you grab your phone out of your old pants's pocket and text him.
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Y/N: hey! I was wondering if you could come over whenever your not busy and we could have a chill night.

Two seconds later

Sexy mayor: unlock the door please :)

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You deadpanned as you forgot that he could teleport, you walk over and unlock the door in your towel with the mayor smiling as he sees his gorgeous girl. His smile went from 'innocent' to a smirk as he saw the towel. "Ahhhh, so it's 'that' kinda night. All you had to do was ask and id be faster than lightning~"