Written by Lucy and Alex:
It was a beautiful summer night. Autumn and chad were having a beautiful evening eating pizza and drinking beer cuz they're so quirky and #notlikeothercouples. Right as chad is about to propose, Ken runs in the door of the pizza place. "AUTUMN I FUCKING LOVE YOU!!!" Ken screams. "ITS ME OR HIM". Autumn then told him "sit down, have some pizza". Autumn is about to choose "I choose....." then suddenly, a dark figure walks in the door. Autumn says "I choose...... you" as Funcle un-masks herself while walking to the table. Then the 2 girls frolick off. Chad says "damn". Ken says "oh well" and leans in for a kiss. Chad and Ken make out for the next 2947393 hours because chad thinks that Ken is autumn cuz he's drunk from the beer. Plot twist: Ken is autumns brother.
SWEET HOME ALABAMA
the end
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the adventures of Autumn and whores and other things
FanfictionSOME FANFICS ABT AUTUMN AND HER MANY CRUSHES AS WELL AS RANDOM SHIT this book is a joke october 2023- what the fuck is this