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river is this your new number? it's me chris😗

unfortunatelyy it's not your good ol' pal ocean

oh my god i'm so sorry and he loves calling himself that too😭

great minds think alike

trust me he's everything but a great mind so😬

i mean he calls himself ocean like he's already W??

he also claims he's a merman but sure

i like river, we should so become friends

right so you become friends with every stranger you meet?

depends do you often get numbers wrong? kind of a lil embarrassing bud

okay at least i don't confess my love for a literal stranger

if you're jealous just call it a day and say so chris

hardly jealous but alr

hold on you're not like some retired grandad who has no life right...?

seriously? do i text like one?

a little👎

you're a goof.

that's no way to treat lady

thought you were a man soz

my jaw genuinely dropped??

did i hurt your feelings🤣

fuck you

no way to treat a gentlemen

don't use my own weapons against me??

sucks to suck and im 19 you idiot, not even close to being a grandpa

could have fooled me icl

your goof meter is going crazy

GOOF METER??

yes???

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