Note: sorry for the long ass title lmao
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It was 10pm, and JJ was out to celebrate the new release of his song; Not Over Yet. So bored without his roommate, who is also his boyfriend, he was just scrolling through Instagram, when a message notification popped up.
'new message in the troopzz it read.
He clicked on the notification and it took him to the group chat.
the troopzz
Fatneek: noods
Ginger: what
Fatneek: semds noods
Toebi: what
Druggie: lol wth is up with him XD
Ginger: can't believe u used 'XD' that's cringe
Druggie: fuck u UwU
Ginger: wow
Fatneek: sent a voicemail
" SimoOOOonnnnnnn seeeeEEeenddd Nudessss "
Bright red tinted Simon's cheeks as he listened to the voicemail, he didn't know if he should be flattered or embarrassed.
the troopzz
Toebi: excuse me? I beg your pardon?
Ginger: LMAOOOOOOOOO GAYYY
Druggie: wtf don't be homophobic >:(
Old man: fuck u whoever changed my man and what
Smart twink boi: who changed my name? And KSImon revealed?🤭
Ginger: fuck u bog how would I be gay I just sucked ur dick an hour ago
Old man: things I did not want to know but here we are
Toebi: why can't our gc be normal?
Smart twink boi: I ask that everyday tobi, every single day.
As the replies come in, Simon messages JJ. Privately.
私の愛
: JJ WTH
: STOP FUCKIN MESSAGING THE GC
JJ: sent a voicemail
" Send nudes baby, I'm so fuckin' horny~ I'm in the bathroom right now, please send the nudes with u wearing that white thong I bought you pleaseee"
: No
JJ: whyi? Pls I'ma so fonery
(Translation: Why? Pls I'm so horny)
Simon cringes at the typos JJ made, god this horny, stupid loveable asshole.
:Fine, just jerk off and come home
JJ: sent a voicemail
" You'll suck me off when I get homeee?"
JJ's voice was droopy and horny sounding,
Simon rolls his eyes as he types his reply.
: Maybe
He opens the little picture option on the screen; opens the folder titled 'incase of emergency' and picks the most recent one.
The picture contained a mirror pic of him, and only his backside was visible in the picture.He was in a white thong that did nothing to hide his ass, his grey sweatpants down just beneath his ass.
It was the perfect ass pic.
the troopzz
Ginger: @Fatneek did Simon sent you nudes already?
Lanky boi: no I did not Ethan.
JJ: lair
JJ: u sent me a nude picture Simon
JJ: sent a picture
Old man: seeing Simon's ass was definitely not on my list of things to see today
Toebi: oh my gawd
Druggie: 😋😋 nice ass
Ginger: I argee, let me hit Simon
Lanky boi: no way in hell Ethan
JJ: fuck u Ethan and Harry
JJ: his ass is mine
Smart twink boi: so what's going on between y'all @Lanky boi
Lanky boi: this isn't really how I thought we'd reveal our relationship lmao
JJ: sent a voicemail
"He's mine, he's already sucking my big black cock, so he's taken, okay?" Simon could hear skin slapping against skin. Jesus, this man had no remorse.
Lanky boi: JJ why
Old man: fuck me why did I press play
Toebi: u couldn't stop jerking off?
Smart twink boi: tobi I win gimme £10
Lanky boi: u guys had a bet??
Smart twink boi: ofc because you guys are acting gayer than usual
Lanky boi: fair enough
He didn't really expect that this is how he and JJ would come out to the boys, but he wouldn't have it another way.
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Note: heads up y'all I think might post some really fucked shit in the future, hope y'all enjoyed and peace ✌️✌️
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