Alex: what the hell happened
Reggie: I just wanted a snack
Alex: YOU BURNED DOWN THE KITCHEN!
Reggie: and I'm still hungry :(
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Willie: hey can you help me get a gift for Alex for our anniversary
Reggie: get him a puppy
Willie: I wasn't aware Alex liked puppies
Reggie: everyone likes puppies.
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Luke: guys I need help how do I ask someone out?
Alex: you're finally asking Julie out?
Reggie: how do you not know how to ask someone out. It's easy
Alex: says the guys whose been single his whole life
Reggie: :(
Luke: it's okay Reggie, you won't be single for long. I just need to figure out how to ask you out first
Reggie: what
Alex: what
Luke: ....
Reggie: yes
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Alex: did it hurt when you feel?
Reggie: from heaven because I'm an angel 😇
Alex: Reggie....you just FACE PLANTED DOWN A FLIGHT OF STAIRS
Alex: honestly how'd you even survive so long between fixing your amp in the rain and not knowing how to walk down the steps.
Reggie: I'm just built different 💪
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Alex on any given day: (to Reggie) why are we even friends?
Random stranger: does Reggie even have any friends
Alex: shut the fck up btch or I'll knock you to the moon for talking about my best friend like that
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Reggie: I know you're mad at me but-
Alex: why would I be mad at you?
Reggie: realizing he doesn't know yet nothing
Alex: Reggie?
Reggie: I promise it wasn't me who ate the last cookie it was Luke
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Luke: Reggie how many time do I have to tell you to stop leaving your country songs in my journal
Reggie: fine I'll just take it back *reaches for paper
Luke: snatches it away no no. I wanna keep it. Thank you
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Reggie: Alex?
Alex: what?
Reggie: if olive oil is made from olives, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, than is baby oil-"
Alex: yes it's made from babies now leave me alone
Reggie: but...the babies!
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(Ray can see Reggie)
Ray: what are you doing home on a Friday night,
Reggie: sitting here in the dark all alone wishing I could disappear
Ray: don't do that. Let's go out. It can be a father son night
Reggie: *mood immediately lifting Really?! Best dad ever!
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Ray: why do I feel like I'm always being followed?
Reggie: quite literally following him around all day
Julie haha uhh...I don't know
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Alex: sorry to be the o e to have to tell you this but you do not have a mean look
Reggie: I do too! I'm sure I make people quiver
Alex: if by people you mean puppies than yes. Before they wobble over and lick your face
Reggie: *glares at Alex
Alex: awwwe look at the cute puppies coming over
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Alex: what's your biggest fear
Reggie: you
Alex: me!??
Reggie: I'm scared that one day you'll look in the mirror and realize how amazing you truly are and how you deserve so much better than me. I'm terrified that you'll leave
Alex: b*tch you're stuck with me you're whole afterlife
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Jatp One Shots
Fanfictionjust some one shots of all the charecters :) I'll try to do some requests I don't do smut sorry It's up to you wether or not this is canon to my other fanfics of JATP but I won't really be including my original character, Katie, in it (unless you...
