Ben Brainard/States/Statehouse Headcanons

FATGAH pt. 6 (AK)

This was copy-pasted from discord.

Texas had just left the garage and left the door open so Florida decided to sneak in. 

Alaska looks up from sharpening a knife to see another person in his room 

Alaska: [sighs in what in the lower 48] 

Florida looks slightly annoyed but tries to keep his stare neutral. 

Alaska: You're....... Florida right? What is it? Does Texas need to be put in line? 

Florida, barely holding in a laugh: [stares] 

Alaska: I don't know what you're doing, but it's not working. 

Florida stares. 

Alaska puts down his knife, re-seats himself so he's facing Florida, and stares back. 

Florida being Florida, doesn't falter in the slightest. 

Alaska yawns and naturally closes his eyes. 

Florida hugs Alaska. 

Alaska: Ah- .......... Is this how the lower 48 does hugs or something? 

Florida: Just me >:)