Ben Brainard/States/Statehouse Headcanons

FATGAH PT.10 (TX)

This was copy-pasted from Discord.

Texas was in the middle of a conversation when he was poked in a weird area of his back. 

Texas turned around 

"Hwat- Oh. Howdy, Florida." 

Florida stares, emotionless. 

Texas lowers his eyebrows feeling confused. 

He raises a hand to this hat considering letting Austin deal with him. 

When Florida realizes this he narrows his eyes, daring him to do it.

Texas freezes, mainly because he was surprised Florida knew what he was doing. 

Unless he didn't. 

Not like Texas would ever be able to tell. 

He returned his hands to his sides but then put them in his pockets. 

"Do you uh...... need sumthin?" 

Florida un-narrows his eyes and stares. 

"....... Is this a code I'm missin'? A warnin'?" 

Florida does a >:3 

Texas wonders if he did something to warrant Florida's wrath recently but comes up empty.

"Should- ...... Should I be worried?" 

The >:3 intensifies. 

Texas whispers "that ain't never a good sign" under his breath and continues thinking. 

He puts his hands on his hips giving Florida an opening. 

Florida slowly crouches down so as not to alert Texas. 

He was too deep in thought to notice. 

Florida uses all his for to yeet himself onto Texas and wrap his legs around Texas's torso. 

"Jesus Joseph Mary-" 

[floridian chuckles] 

"Florida-" 

He inhales sharply, cutting himself off. 

"It's not my fault you're unnecessarily tall and if I hug you normally I feel short and get an urge to put you in a wheelchair." 

"Hwa- I-" 

"Just shut up and hug me already. We can all tell you're touch starved."