Samuel Miller, Founder of Dragon Real Estate, is a simple eighteen-year-old kid who started his own business without a degree or money but somehow managed to start up a successful business. All he could care about was his job and kind of normal life...
Months after what happened back at Xandar, Sam and The Guardians are now on some planet called "The Sovereign" on a job.
"SHOW TIME, A-HOLES! It'll be here aaaaany minute now." Peter said
"Which will be its loss." She said as she cocks her blaster.
"I thought your thing was uhh sword?"
"We've been hired to stop an interdimensional beast from feeding on those batteries and I want to stop it with a sword?" She asked
"It's just that swords are your thing and guns are mine but we're both doing guns now, I just didn't know that."
"And I'm both so STOP COPYING ME!" Sam spoke up.
"Relax, Samurai! No one's gonna steal your cool looks and all."
"BUT YOU'RE-*Sighs* Whatever." Sam said.
"Hey, thanks for letting me use your workbench, Rocks. I got me a cooler and killer new Katana AND revolver! Which is WAY more cooler than Gamora's and Peter's!" He said as he took out his Yamato, a sword that belonged to Vergil from the Devil May Cry game series.
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"Now's not the time, Sam!" Peter and Gamora said in unison
"When's it ever?" Sam muttered
"Drax, why aren't you wearing one of Rocket's aero-rigs?" Gamora asked him as everyone looked at him.
"It hurts..." Drax drags on.
"Its hurts?" She asked
"...I have sensitive nipples." When he finished his sentence, Rocket bursts out laughing as he mocks Drax The Destroyer, who has sensitive nipples, and then argued about playing songs while at work.
Sam and Rocket observed Groot as he just picked a fight with some alien critters.
"I am Groot!" Groot complained
"They weren't looking at you funny!" Rocket told him.
Then, a portal made of clouds appear and the interdimensional beast came out of it, ready to suck on any batteries it can find.
