After entering the hotel room, the four mated in a foursome. No, you will not get any details, because I am pure and would like to remain that way, thank you very much.
"Yo," Sonic said. "I'm pregnant,"
"Omg what???" Shrek said. "Yay! I'm gonna be a daddy!"
Sonic smirked. "You're already my daddy."
ABW rolled his eyes. "Why isn't y/n pregnant?" he asked. "She actually has a uterus."
y/n rolled her eyes as well. "Because we are in a Wattpad fanfiction, dumbass."
"Oh. That makes sense."
"Yeah."
"Wait, ABW, what about your girlfriend?" Sonic asked with his hand on his stomach.
"Yuh, I forgot about her," ABW stated, currently in his Ariana Grande arc. "y/n, come on, we must break up with her- *high whistle note*"
As soon as ABW and y/n left, Sonic gave a suggestive smirk. "Daddy, go by me some expensive maternity wear, my stomach is getting BIG," he then added, "Like a certain part of you..."
Shrek began crying. "My nose is not big!"
"No, honey, I didn't mean that-"
Shrek tossed a bunch of cash on Sonic. "You go buy your maternity wear, gold digger!"
"SHREK! COME BACK!!!!"
***
Meanwhile y/n was following Alpha-baddie-werewolf to find and break up with his girlfriend. "Omg, is that her?" y/n asked, eyeing a very beautiful, thicc, green woman.
"No, that's Fiona. I tried to get with her but failed." he sighed, gesturing to the Farquaad-babies she was holding. "I have a thing for MILFS. Instead, I ended up with an AILFS."
"A what?"
"It's a MILF except an Aunt Version." ABW looked at the female-donkey. "That's Jenny. Not as thicc as Fiona, but thicc enough."
"She looks so delicious," y/n breathed.
"I know, but she wants to wait until marriage." ABW sighed, clearly not knowing what y/n meant. "It's a shame she's homophobic."
"Yeah..."
"I'm gonna go break up with her now..." y/n watched as ABW walked up to Jenny, and flirted with her for a bit, then broke the news.
"YOU WHAT??" Jenny screamed.
"Sorry, I found some much more attractive men and women-"
"MEN???? YOU'RE GAY???"
"The term is bisexual, but yes, men-"
"YOU'RE GOING TO HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"I mean I knew I was WAYYYYY before I realized I was bi-"
Jenny kicked his no-no spot so hard, that y/n didn't think ABW would be able to reproduce anymore.
But ABW was STRONG.
He hit Jenny in the chest, knocking her out for a good few seconds, and dragged her into the alley where y/n was standing. "We need to kill her and destroy the body. Do you know how to do that?"
y/n smiled. "I think I have a way."
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The Search for a Mate: A (Satire) Y/N Story
Werewolf"Woof, you're hot. Will ya be my mate?" *** If you were a friend of y/n, you would probably tell her that she reads way too much Wattpad. But y/n believes werewolves are real. And she believes that she is one too, because her howl... actually sounds...
