Rush: I'm the best entity! I'm fast, and I'm cool, and I'm scary!
Ambush: *Comes in* Hello, World's Biggest Liar!
Rush: Hey!
Ambush: I'm the best entity, Rush. I don't just run through rooms like an idiot; I do the job well and scare players better than you!
Rush: But my jumpscare is better!
Ambush: So??
The Eyes: *Comes in, somewhat awkwardly* Hello? Oh, there you are.
Rush: Are you gonna say you're the best too??
The Eyes: What?
Ambush: Oh, good.
The Eyes: Well, I am the deadliest...
Rush: Oh, come on!
Ambush: You're the easiest to avoid thanks to your stupid light!
The Eyes: O - O
Screech: *Pops up* Did I hear someone say light?
The Eyes: *Annoyed* Did I just hear an idiot?
Screech: I'm obviously the best.
Rush: Why?
Screech: You don't hear me coming from miles away. You have to be fast to catch me! Besides, everyone always looks at me.
Ambush: Maybe everyone looks at you quickly to get seeing your ugly face over with.
The Eyes: Mmmmm. Besides, I really don't think there's even enough room for your brain in your head to work properly, alongside that giant mouth of yours.
Hide: Did I miss anything, or are you all going to admit that I'm the best?
Ambush: Well, even if you help me, I finish the humans off.
Rush: What she said!
Hide: But I'm the best failsafe there is!
Glitch: *Appears* Excuse me?
Everyone: 👁👄👁
The Eyes: What are you doing here?
Glitch: If there's going to be a 'best entity' contest, I should win, riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii--
The Eyes: Oh good, she's glitching out again.
Glitch: *Disappears never to be seen again*
Rush: Is anyone else going to say they're the best or am I still the best?
Figure and Seek: *Comes in*
Seek: Who's the best, Rush?
Figure: *Agitated roar* (I'm the best!)
Rush: Me, of course!
Ambush: Be quiet, it's me!
The Eyes: .-.
Seek: I'm more difficult to avoid! You have to--
Ambush: Look both ways, yeah yeah.
Halt: *Enters room* HELLO, I AM THE BEST.
The Eyes: Bruh, you're literally a bald cylinder. Your jumpscare is the laziest.
Halt: WHAT.
Figure: *Roars multiple times* (I'm the best because I am the scariest!
Seek: You're a treasure, Figure.
Figure: *Happy roar or something* (Yes, that's me!)
Seek: SO YOU NEED TO BE BURIED.
Seek: I AM THE BEST, PERIOD.
*Everyone argues*
*Timothy enters*
Timothy: STOP!
*Everyone goes quiet*
Timothy: Hello everyone. I just came here to say, I am the best.
Seek: Your name is Timothy--
*Everyone continues to argue*
Jack: *Enters the room through a closet*
Jack: I think they're gonna be at each other's throats soon enough.
Jack: Y'know, that's good. I was beginning to think it was getting too friendly around here.
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Yeah, I think I've gotten lazy. I don't even know who's the best anyway lol--
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+ • DOORS • + The Series
FanfictionWhat is this you ask? Well, this is a short series on the Doors game (made by LSplash) in which we take a better look into the lives of the monsters inside. This turned out more to be an AU than I thought I guess. Please be aware that this was writ...
