Y/n POV:
The opportunity was to good to pass up.
Y/n:fine.
Seer:outstanding.
Bloodhound:we will assist your exit if you humiliate yourself.
Y/n:oh thanks hound...
You got up from your seat and walked back to the bar where a frustrated looking Valkyrie sat.
Y/n:need a medic?
She turned her head only slightly.
Valkyrie:I really look that bad?
Y/n:you look...distracted to put it lightly.
You sat down next to her, ordering a drink in the process.
Valkyrie:look usually I'm all for friendly banter and all but...right now I'd prefer to be alone.
Y/n:I understand that, I'll respect it if you want. But if you want my advice? Talking usually helps you move on from whatever's stuck inside that big brain of yours.
Valkyrie:you wouldn't understand...
Y/n:try me.
She gave a short chuckle.
Valkyrie:I hardly know you.
Y/n:then ask.
Valkyrie:ask what?
Y/n:anything you want, I'll answer to the best of my ability. It might even get your mind off of whatever your thinking about.
She paused to think for a moment, then she smirked when an idea popped into her head.
Valkyrie:I got a better idea...
She asked the bartender (I.E. mirage) to bring an entire bottle of hard whiskey to the both of you as well as two shot glasses.
Valkyrie:now I usually use this trick on beautiful women...but you'll have to do.
You gave a sarcastic offended look.
Y/n:you don't think I'm pretty?
She rolled her eyes.
Valkyrie:alright smart ass the game works like this. We take turns asking questions and however many questions we ask is how many shots he have to take. Easy as that.
Y/n:how long to we go for?
Valkyrie:til someone passes out usually...or until they get so drunk that they forget where they are. Usually it's the ladder.
You grabbed a glass.
Y/n:ladies first.
She scoffed.
Valkyrie:lady? Whatever. Alright new guy why are you here?
Y/n:saving up money to transport my family to the outlands.
Her eyes widened as she took a drink.
Valkyrie:you're shitting me? You're from the core worlds?!
Y/n:not as glamorous as you'd think but yeah. Also that's two.
Valkyrie:wha- oh dammit...
She took yet another drink.
Y/n:oh! You did it actually have to do that!
You laughed. It...surprised you, that was the first genuine laugh you've had in years.
Valkyrie:rules are rules, right you next.
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The pilot (apex legends)
ActionAn ex SRS militia pilot is returned to battle when an old friend who competed in the apex games returns seeking aid. Something strange was going on in the arena, no one knew what or how it was happening. But they were counting on him to find out! Bu...
