Slinging 2 (karlity) 💠

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Karl x Quackity
Fluff💠 (it was supposed to be smut)
Song:
The Karl and Quackity drunk stream is now my favorite stream of all time Omg

Karl got on the motorcycle behind him.
Quackity started the motorcycle.
Quackity:"cmon,hold on"
Karl:"um..okay"
Karl awkwardly held the sides of his hoodie.
Quackity chuckled.
Quackity:"dude cmon,do you wanna die?"
Karl:"I um.."
Quackity took Karl's hands and wrapped them around his waist.

Quackity:"hold on tight"
Karl:"wait are we-?!"
Quackity drove onto the road and quickly started driving.
Karl:"AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH-"
Quackity laughed.
Quackity:"clam down!"
Karl:"WAAAAAHHHH LAAAAA LAAAA LAAA"
Quackity:"shut up Karl!"
Karl:"MOMMM IM SCAREDDDD "
Karl whined.

Quackity:"dude!"
Karl dug his face in Quackitys hoodie as he screamed into it,Quackity smiled,it was kinda cute.
The more Karl smelled his hoodie,the calmer he felt.
He eventually stopped screaming and just relaxed.
Quackity:"you alright? Oh god,are you passed out?"

Karl:"I'm okay,I think...your hoodie smells like drpepper.."
Quackity scoffed.
Quackity:"thanks?"
Karl looked at the ground before he gripped his hoodie harder.
Karl:"fuck..."
Quackity:"we'll be there soon,don't worry.."
Karl whimpered.
Quackity:"hey it's gonna be fine,do you wanna stop for a moment?"

Karl:"no..please just- keep driving"
Quackity nodded and sped up.
A few minutes later they arrived at Quackitys place.
Quackity parked his motorcycle on the side of the road.
Quackity:"hey...we're here.."
Karl slowly looked up and pulled his hands away.
Karl:"right..sorry"
Quackity chuckled and stood up.
Karl followed him to the front door as he got out his keys.

Karl:"aren't your parents gonna be mad at you for coming home late?"
Quackity opened the door and walked inside.
Quackity:"nah,I live alone"
Karl:"you do?"
Quackity:"yea..well technically my aunt lives here with me,but she's gone most of the time so.."
Quackity smiled at him and went to his room.
He laid down on the bed and took of his shoes before throwing them on the floor.
Karl:"hey! You could've hit me asshole!"

Quackity laughed as Karl took off his shoes as well.he sat down on the bed next to him.
Karl:"what do we do?"
Quackity:"I dunno...wanna hook up?"
Karl:"NO"
Quackity:"fine fine,I was kidding anyways..."
Karl looked at him.
Karl:"sure you were.."
Quackity sat up.
Quackity:"how good are you in smash bros?"
Karl:"dude I am SO GOOD!- let me show you!"
He said excitedly before taking the controller.

Quackity:"uh okay?-"
Karl:"sorry,my mom took my switch last week.."
Quackity laughed at him as he grabbed a controller.
Quackity:"maybe your a bit rusty then"
Karl:"your gonna get obliterated."
Quackity smirked at him before he started the game.
They played for a few rounds,and Karl won every single one.

Quackity:"fuck!"
He said as he threw the controller on the floor.
Karl:"I told you,fucking loser..."
Quackity:"your a real asshole when you play,you know that?"
Karl:"shut up,why haven't you asked me if we shoulder order pizza yet,I'm starving.."
Quackity scoffed.
Quackity:"I'll get the phone"
He said before he stood up.
Karl watched him leave before he looked around.

He had a nice room,pretty normal,he had a fish tank wich was pretty cool.
He stood up walked over to his desk.
Polaroids of him and his friends scattered around the wall,they were nice,it looked like he had some photos of him and his family as well,some of a cat with the caption "tiger" on them.
He exactly 5 shades,wich was weird because who has more than 3 sunglasses,tops?

Karl noticed one Polaroid particularly.
It was Karl,he had funky glasses on and a SnapBack,he looked like a dork.
It was the time Karl came over to do a project in junior year,it was pretty fun.
Karl smiled.
Quackity:"I hope you like beef!"
Karl:"what?"
Karl turned around as Quackity came into the room.
Quackity:"meaty pizz-AA-!"
Quackity tripped over the switch controller and stumbled onto Karl.

He was pinning him to the desk,pretty close.
They both got red.
Karl:"the hell is meaty pizza...?"
Quackity:"I-I ordered pizza with um,like pepperoni on it"
Karl nodded.
Karl:"cool..."
Quackity awkwardly looked around.
Quackity:"um- yea sorry I'll get off-"
Karl:"You don't have too.."
Quackity looked at him,he got off.

Quackity:"um...look Karl,I really don't want to make you uncomfortable or something.."
Karl:"you don't?-"
Quackity:"and,I swear I didn't bring you here for sex! I just...I really wanna hang out with you.."
He said as he scratched his head.
Karl scoffed.
Quackity:"actually that's not true- I was thinking about having sex with you but I didn't actually think we would-!"

Karl:"I know,Q.."
Quackity sighed as he ran his hands over his face.
Quackity:"did u ruin it..."
Karl put his hand on his shoulder.
Karl:"no..you didn't,your just a massive fuckin dork.."
Karl scoffed.
Quackity looked at him.
Quackity:"your the dork?"
Karl:"noo...I'm pretty sure it's you"

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