Karlity/crew boys oneshots//. [3] ↯

Pick a side (karlity) 🔱(♻️?)

Karl x Quackity
Lime🔱? Ik it's not smut but I'm in a silly little mood♻️
Song: idk
IDC IF YHIS CHAPTER IS CORNY AS HELL THIS WAS SO FUN TO WRITE😭 pls ignore the first part technically being...yk..hetero👎
And ik this is obviously but everything is from Quackitys perspective.

Two play boys,on the bed.....two play boys on...the bed...
Two play boys on the bed?
Quackity:"two play boys on the bed..."
Sapnap:"so,wich one do you like more?"
The choice was hard.
It was a blue pill red pill kinda situation.
A playboy with a hot blonde with fits on the cover,or a playboy with a hot guy with a big package on the cover...
Quackity:"I don't know..."

Sapnap:"are you hard?"
Quackity:"nope"
Sapnap:"hm..can you describe the one on the right?"
Quackity:"the guy one?"
Sapnap:"mhm"
Quackity:"well..there's a guy,who's hand is like..on his dick,wich is um....Sapnap this is weird-"
Sapnap:"just do it!"

Quackity:"fine! He has a big...you know..and he's wearing white boxers..and he has a beard.."
Sapnap:"and the other one?"
Quackity:"girl with big tits"
Sapnap:"um...can you be more specific?"
Quackity:"blonde woman with...tits..no clothes,possibly a milf.."
Sapnap:"damm...could you send me a picture?"
Quackity:"dude"
Sapnap:"don't judge?! If you actually are gay you won't need it anyways..."

Quackity sighed as he looked at the two porno magazines.
He shifted his position.
Sapnap:"tell you what,imagine the people on the over are someone you like,or wanna fuck I guess"
Quackity thought about it.
Sapnap:"...like Karl?"
Quackity:"hey!"
Sapnap:"sorry sorry...go let your imagination do it's thing..I'm gonna go order some play boys.."

Quackity:"alright,bye man"
Sapnap:"bye lover boy"
They muted themselves.
Quackity laid his head back and tried to relax.
He closed his eyes.
~~~~~
Quackity rung the door bell.
Hey I'm holding a pizza? Guess I'm in a delivery fantasy.
His own voice echoed in his head.
He was in an apartment hallway with a pizza box in hand,the color was soft and there was glitter in the air,it was like a vhs porn,it was oddly comforting..
The door opened.

Whoa.

A girl with mid length hair,a very pretty face and lingerie opened the door.
She looked so familiar.
Who am I kidding,I'm obviously imaging Karl.
His..her? Hair was blowing away from her face like someone was holding a fan.
There was soft romantic music in the back.
Karl:"wow!"
Fuck,what do I say??
Quackity:"um...delivery!"
Karl:"I ordered..extra meat~"
Why is this turning me on? Like a lot???

Quackity:"uh..yes,that is what I have..?"
Karl:"well why don't you come in cutie!~"
Quackity came into the apartment,
Embarrassed that he didn't imagine any furniture.
Karl:"oh jeepers!"
"She" moaned.
Quackity:"what's wrong?"
Karl:"I don't have any money..."
Karl pouted,Quackity blushed and looked around.
Quackity:"um..okay.."

Karl:"maybe we could find..another way~"
He,I mean she,said as she took off her bra.
Quackitys jaw basically dropped before Karl laughed,wich only turned him on more.
Quackity:"u-um-"
Karl:"cmon,touch them~"
She said as he took his hand and put it on them.
Quackity:"u-uh- I-!"
~~~~~

What the hell?
Where am I? Where are the boobs I was grabbing?! Karl?!
He was in the apartment room,the girl was gone..
He was on a yellow couch.
Brain,imagine TV,imagine kitchen,imagine
..candles~
Alexa!- I mean brain! Dim the lights and play sexy music! Quackity laughed,this was amusing.
The door bell rung.

He got up and walked to it before he opened the door.
Karl:"p-pizza delivery!"
Quackity:"karl? What's up man,where'd your tits go?"
It was Karl,again.
But this time,he was a guy.
He had a pizza delivery uniform on,that can't be what I was wearing just now..
He looked like a dork,so cute.
He had Kaki pants and a red shirt with a red visor,he looked like a target employee? If target was a pizzeria.

Karl:"I have your pizza,sir"
Oh.
Quackity:"let's see it then"
Karl opened the box,it was empty.
The wind started blowing through his hair as the "sexy music" turned up.
Karl:"oh no,it's seems like I've forgot the pizza..~"
He said as he came inside the apartment,
Quackity raised his eyebrows and smirked,very much enjoying this,everything was so clear he probably fell asleep.
Quackity:"well how did that happen?"

Karl:"I'm pretty clumsy.."
He said as he threw away the pizza box behind him.
Karl:"m-maybe I could...feed you something else?~"
He said as he took off his shirt and pants.
He rolled his socks up to his thighs.
Quackity immediately gave him a short skirt in his imagination.
Oh wow.
Karl walked to the wall,put his hands on it,
Hiked up his skirt and bent over.
He looked back at Quackity with a desperate look.
Karl:"coming?"
Hell yea-

What the hell?
Quackity woke up.
Sadly there was no apartment,he was just..back in his room.
He looked down at himself,shit.
The immigration he had turned into a full on wet dream.
He was embarrassed by himself.
He got up and changed his pants before going back to computer.
He unmuted himself.
Quackity:"HEY"

Sapnap unmuted himself.
Sapnap:"WHAT? WHAT HAPPENED?"
Quackity:"I think I'm bi"
Sapnap:"really?"
Quackity:"yea..I-I mean I like Karl,who is a guy but...if he were a girl,I don't think anything would change,you know?"
Sapnap:"yea man,that's great! I'm proud of you"
Quackity smiled.

Quackity:"thanks..hey uh...could we keep this between us..?"
Sapnap:"course man,I won't tell anyone"
Quackity door knocked.
He slid one of his headphones off of his ears and turned his chair around.
Quackity:"come in!"
The door opened and karl leaned in.
Karl:"hey I ordered pizza,want some?"