Karlity/crew boys oneshots//. [3] ↯

Helping a friend (karlity) ♻️

Karl x Quackity
Smut♻️
Song:
Okay so here's the thing...this chapter may or may not contain "slight" nipple play😥 ik it's pretty weird but ykw,if you said yes to the food play Karl x Quackity x corpse threesome request u r honestly not in the place to COMPLAIN🙅‍♀️‼️/hj

Karl and his friends were at a bar.
They were at just at an event and needed to blow off some steam,so they decided to go get drunk.like responsible adults.
Quackity,karl,Austin,George and Sapnap were
At a booth having drinks.
Karl was just drinking water since,if you were really stressed you probably wouldn't set yourself up for a hangover.
But it was still fun.

They drank and drank until they decided to dance on the dance floor to the party music.
Quackity stayed with Karl at the booth.
Quackity:"Karl..we should dance"
He slurred his words as he put his arm around his shoulder.
Karl scoffed.
Karl:"how are you already drunk,you've only had like,two drinks.."
Quackity:"well,my good friend"
Karl:"oh god.."
Quackity put his hand on his chest.

Him sitting so relaxed,in like a "hitting on you" position,smirking,being all touchy,and then Karl just sitting there,all hands to himself,
Very obviously nervous,it turned them both on a bit,not that they've realized that yet.
Karl looked at Quackity.
Quackity:"I'm not drunk,I'm just tipsy...and really honry-"
Karl:"ugh-"
Quackity laughed and pulled away.
Quackity:"desperate times call for desperate actions,or whatever-"
Karl:"what are you trying to say?"

Quackity:"don't judge me,because if you do that would be like..homophobic"
Where was this going?
Quackity:"when I'm drunk,my preference just kinda..disappears!"
Karl:"uhh..."
Karl being very closeted,felt oddly validated.
Quackity:"everything that's older than me and Down for a good time,I just..."
Karl:"what about all the divorced hot dads?"
Quackity:"you know how long I've wanted to fuck a dilf?"
Karl laughed.

Quackity:"look man,I trust you,your my bff,so I will tell you this- if I'm being honest,I'm probably notttt..completely straight,when I'm drunk,I mightttt you know..fuck around and hook up with a cute femboy..like you"
Karl chuckled and looked at him,he knew he'd probably NEVER say this while sober but still,
It was cool that he was so comfortable with his..bi-curiosity,when he's drunk.
He's just a little fruity when intoxicated,who isn't??
Karl:"did you just come out to me?"
Quackity:"well I would rather cum IN to you! Get it?"

Karl:"yea wow..your very horny and gay when drunk"
Quackity nodded before he took another shot.
Quackity:"only for you my Princess"
Karl rolled his eyes.
He checked his phone for the time.

23:41
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Corpse:
Holy fuck
That body of yours is absurd

Corpse:
Hey wanna hook up in the bathroom?
Nevermind

Corpse:
Stop talking to Quackity and tsk to te Karljaixishvsndk

Corpse:
I love you
I hat yo
Ily agian
I'm sorry Karl
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Karl sighed and put his phone back on the table,Quackity took it from his hands.
Karl:"hey?!"
Quackity:"shhhh"
Corpse:"hey gang"
Corpse said as he slid into the booth next to Quackity.
Quackity:"YOOOO"
Corpse:"YOOOO"
Karl:"..."

Corpse:"guys...we ShoUld so Play nevEr have I evrrrr..!"
Quackity:"wow,your drunker than me"
Corpse was very drunk,and it was very obvious.
Corpse:"HEY! GEORGE,AUSTIN,SAP,COME HERE WERE GONNA PLAY NEVER HAVE I EVER!"
His friends came over to the booth and sat down,they were all pretty out of it,but no one was as drunk as corpse.
Sapnap:"what's up?"

Karl:"you guys are all very irresponsible."
Austin:"shut up mom"
Quackity:"where's the British one?"
Sapnap:"George left"
Corpse:"okay- evEryone shUt up! Put up YouR hands.."
Everyone put up both of their hands.
Corpse:"n....nevEr have I Ever...hooked up With sOmeone..at a pArty"
Sapnap:"okay well-"
Corpse:"AT..a friends houSe.."
They stayed silent.

Corpse looked at Karl and winked as everyone put their finger down,except for Quackity and Karl,liars.
Karl knew this wasn't gonna end well.
Quackity:"my turn! Ne-"
Corpse:"NO! Mine!-"
Karl:"alright corpse calm down-"
Corpse:"ShhhHhhhhh....neVer haVe I evrrr...
Stole.."
He said as he glared at Karl.
Everyone at the table was pretty confused,like corpse and karl had an inside joke and no one knew about it,but they were all drunk so it also didn't matter and was very funny.

Sapnap put a finger down,Austin put a finger down,corpse put a finger down,Quackity put a finger down,and Karl put a finger down.
Quackity:"everyone has.."
Karl:"guys this game is stupid-"
Corpse:"nevEr have I ever....fucked my best friend."
He said firmly.
No one put a finger down.
Quackity:"god I wish-"
Corpse:"Karl?"
Karl:"what?"
This felt like it was an episode of black mirror.

Corpse:"dOnt you wanna put your fInger doWn..?"
Karl:"why would I?"
Karl shrugged.
Corpse fixed his posture and looked around the table as he smirked.
Corpse:"you gUys wanna hear a funny story?"
They nodded.
Karl:"corpse-"
Corpse:"me n kArl...havE been hooKing up fOr a month"
Sapnap gasped.

Quackity looked at Karl who looked like he was about to cry.
Quackity:"Karl..?"
Corpse:"w-We hook Up....sO much!! And the funny Thing iS..is thAt he was reallY easy?! I mean,he's so...he's a real whore!"
Karl:"corpse,your drunk"
Austin:"wait Karl- is this true?"
They looked at him.
Karl:"I-...."
Corpse:"whaTs wrong Karl? YOu scarEd of pEople knowIng your gay,a slut ? Or arE you scarEd of people knowing you like getting double dicked by strangers?-"
Sapnap gasped,again.

Karl finally let go,he stood up and stormed off as he started crying.
He heard corpse laugh as he left the bar and ran to his car.
It was parked a bit further away so he just wanted to get to it.
He opened the door and got into the backseat before he broke down.
He laid down as he sobbed into his Shirt.
There was a knocking on the window.

Karl quickly sat up so he didn't look like toddler crying about ice cream,thank god the windows are tinted.
He wiped his eyes and opened the door.
Quackity:"hii..."
He said trying to be cheerful.
Karl:"go away.."
Quackity sighed.
Quackity:"if you let me stay I'll cuddle you and sing you a song...if I leave you'll just be sad and alone,crying in your car.."
If Karl wasn't completely humiliated right now,he'd laugh.

But Quackity was his best friend,and he knew he'd feel even worse if he didn't,so he let him in.
He scooted to the side a bit so Quackity could sit down next to him.
Karl looked away as he sniffed.
Quackity put his hand on his shoulder as he frowned.
Quackity:"you know everyone supports you right?"