"HUMAN RYAN" xyphre screams from across the board table. "HUMAN LINDSEY IS ENAMORED AT THE PIGMENTATION OF YOUR VISUAL RECEPTORS AND THE SYMMETRY OF YOUR POSTERIOR, AND WISHES TO INQUIRE IF YOU WOULD BE FREE TO SOCIALIZE LATER WHILE ACCOMPANIED BY YOUR FAVORITE SUSTENANCE-"
Human Lindsey spews molten coffee from her nose and vaults over the table, sprinting at blinding speed, tackling Xyphre and dragging him out of the room. Xyphres eyes are wide in panic as he screams "HUMAN LINDSEY FORGIVE ME PLEASE SPARE MY LIFE HUMAN RYAN SAVE ME-"
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