Chapter 22

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•·.·30 minutes later, Espresso's POV·.·•

I sighed after I finished up the love potion

'I only need to make the love potion cure.. Then I'll be done'

Then my phone started ringing

I rolled my eyes and saw that Twizzly was calling me

I picked up

"BRUH YOUR BOYFRIEND IS ON A DATE WITH A GIRL" She exclaimed 

"Yes, I know. He got forcefed a love potion and now I have to suffer as I imagine him kissing the obsessive brat while I make something that'll reverse the effects" I sighed

"I swear, that bitch is like fucking Steak Bowl" I continued (omg a reference of a character from pistanthrophobia)

"Steak Bowl?" Twizzly asked

"Remember? The bitch my fake parents wanted me to marry?"

"Ohh yeah. Oh shit now Madeleine is saying that the other girl is prettier th-"

"Oookayyyy that's enough"

"Oops, sorry. Well anyways, I should get going. I was originally going to commit a crime, not spy on this corny ass fake ass couple"

"Alright"

Then she hung up

I started getting jealous

'Great. Of course I'm feeling jealous'

I groaned and started working on the love potion cure

"Someone's probably going to die today" I muttered

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When I finished, I closed up the bottle I put it in

'Now.. How am I going to do this...'

'Well, I could teleport and somehow kidnap Madeleine'

'But there's no way that Lava Cake would let him out of her sight.'

Then I got an idea

'Why should I do this alone? How about I ask Twizzly or Mala Sauce for help?' 

'Well, Twizzly is probably busy doing.. whatever she does.. So I should call Mala Sauce'

I picked up my phone and called Mala Sauce

"Hi bitch" She answered

"Hey. I uhh.. Need your help" I said

"Say no more. Be right there"

Then she hung up and teleported to me

"Sooo, what do you need help with?" She asked

I told her everything 

She looked at me in shock

"Yeah. Anyways, I need you to help me kidnap Madeleine so I can force him to drink this fuckin potion that will reverse the effects of the love potion he was given" I said

"Oooo, kidnapping. Sounds fun" Mala Sauce smiled

"..Mala I am begging you. PLEASE don't get into kidnapping"

"I won't, don't worry"

"Good. Anyways, are you good at distracting?"

"Oh hell yeah! I fuckin LOVE distracting others! Who am I distracting?"

"Some bitch that gave Madeleine a love potion"

"Ooo sounds fun!"

"Anyways, I'll teleport us to her house.. Lab.. Whatever. If she isn't there, we'll have to search for her"

Then I teleported us to where I originally found her

"I'll hide somewhere. Go knock on the door. If she answers, distract her" I whispered

"Got it. Just tell me her name. I have something in mind" Mala Sauce whispered back

"Her name is Lava Cake"

"Alright, thanks"

Then she went to the door

•·.·Mala Sauce's POV·.·•

I went up to the door and knocked

Madeleine answered the door

"Glad you're not that cookie that came by earlier.. He was a spaz" He said

"Ah." I said

'Bitch don't insult my sibling and misgender them. Even if you're under some potion shit, I will beat your fucking ass'

"Anyways, I'm looking for Lava Cake Cookie. Does she live here?" I asked

"What do you need her for?" Madeleine asked suspiciously 

"I'm an old friend of hers. I decided to get in touch with her again"

"..Alright"

Then he left

Lava Cake came shortly after

"Uh, who are you?" She asked in a rude tone

"Aww, you don't remember me?" I asked

"Girl, no"

"Maybe I can help you ring a bell. Come on"

"Ugh, fine"

'Espresso was right.. She is a bitch'

Then we walked a few feet away from the door

•·.·Espresso's POV·.·•

When Mala Sauce walked away with Lava Cake, I snuck inside

When I saw Madeleine, I got the needle ready

I walked closer to him

"Madeleine, I'm sorry" I said

Before he could react, I stabbed him right in the arm with the needle

When he fainted, I picked him up and walked outside

"MALA SAUCE, COME ON" I called

"ALRIGHT" She responded

Then she ran to me

"WAIT, WHAT? HEY, GET BACK HERE" Lava Cake shouted

Then she started running towards us

"Bye bitchhh" Mala Sauce sneered

Then we teleported away

•·.·Lava Cake's POV·.·•

"GET BACK HERE" I shouted as soon as they teleported away

I huffed and puffed

"Of course my plan failed" I grumbled

"Looks like I'll have to bring back a certain someone.." I continued (hmm wonder who it is)

I went back to my house and went to my bookshelf

I took out a reviving book

"It's time for a second chance, Steak Bowl"

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