..."H-he-heee-heeeeey uhm... Stan?" you say upon opening the door. "It's Steve, you know my name Y/N, stop acting like you don't know me OR why I'm here," Steve said, enraged "where's the wheel of cheese!? AND WHERE IS MY GO-" "-lden supreme-branded lambo," you interrupt just to finish his sentence and display how predictable he is.
You begin to hear a rustling noise coming from the kitchen.
oh shit. you think.
"what was that!?" Steve the crust says with a slightly frightened tone. "oh...that's just...uhm... my...dog" you anxiously state knowing that you don't have a dog (at least, not since THE INCIDENT) "but aren't you like- allergic to dogs?" he responds before getting cut off by one of the policemen outside your door.
"Now, what's your name ma'am?" the police officer says after butting past Steve.
that...voice, it's so familiar. You stand in awe.
"It's uhm... Sugar...ball...the 2nd" you say to the cop aaaaand I just lied a police officer you think, I really should stop lying so much all the time you think again.
"Now why'd you gotta lie to me, Y/N!?" the officer said, removing his mask and cool sunglasses.
"JOSH!?" you exclaim
YOU ARE READING
wheel of cheese x female reader
Humorcheese X yn by simeonsleftboob (dont question the username change) ~ im back hehe ~ one more chapter to go! (will be published soon but like, yk... just wait a little longer, kids)
