wheel of cheese x female reader

Josh Go Weep Woop

"So, Y/N, you really thought that you could get away with trouble and didn't expect big brother to be there to save ya'?" The policeman, who turned out to be your older brother, Josh, commented. "Uhm...I'm sorry Josh...it's just that I uhm...I just wanted cheese." You reply to your brother with a confused face. "Sorry's not enough Y/N, you might be facing up to like, a life sentence or something, idk I learnt all my cop laws from tiktok anyways so yeah, idk" he replied

You suddenly hear a shuffle coming from the freezer behind you when all of a sudden, Cheeson BLASTS out of the fridge, gasping for fresh, cheesy air (do wheels of cheese need air? idk~). "CHEESON!" You exclaim, failing to hide your excitement after seeing the wheel of cheese. "I'll take it from here, sweety" he says to you while rolling to the door.

"Hey, the name's Cheeson III, what's yours bro?"
"The name's Officer Koopi to you, bro"
"Well, you got a problem Koopi!?"
"I don't have to tell you that, Cheeson"
"Well I think you should, just a suggestion"
"Well, keep those suggestions to yourself," Josh said before adding the additional "I don't want to hear them."
"Oh well, it's been fun talking to ya' or should I say catching up, Joshtitoo"
"H-H-HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT NAME!?"
"What do you mean, Josh?"
"There's...there's...there's no way that you can be who I'm thinking of..."
"Well, keep thinking so, Joshtitoo."
Josh shivers.