𝐌𝐄𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐂𝐇𝐎𝐋𝐘-♡︎༄(Aʟʜᴀɪᴛʜᴀᴍ)♡︎༄

20-𝐓𝐄𝐀𝐒𝐄

Alhaitham was resting on his sofa when his phone went off. It was a weird occurrence, usaually no one messages him. He opened his phone, to see a groupchat named "Hotties".

[ 4:57pm ]

SEXIEST HOTTIE:
Alhaitham its been a while its nice to speak to you.

EMO CHICK:
More like rich boy who, don't wanna share his money with us.

ME:
May I ask who the hell you guys are and why I'd give money to you broke begs.

PLANT BAE:
Excuse me we are not broke begs we were actually your friends at some stage. 😒

ME:
Just say who you are.

SEXIEST HOTTIE:
I am the the amazing Kaveh.

EMO CHICK:
I am Cyno.

PLANT BAE:
I am Tighnari

ME:
Oh I see well I apologise its nice to be in contact again.

SEXIEST HOTTIE:
Are you seriously going to reply this dryly. This is why I did not want you here, and this is why I wished I never found your number and told the others.

ME:
Kaveh your acting like I wanted to speak to you in the first place, you contacted me.

EMO CHICK:
Personally I wouldn't have that level of disrespect. Anyways who wants to hear my new joke.

PLANT BAE:
CYNO NO IM BEGGING.

ME:
No thank you.

EMO CHICK:
Are you chinese because I'm china suck that dick.

SEXIEST HOTTIE:
Bro that was worse than that pickup line i created when I was tryna hit on Nilou 💀.

ME:
Kaveh usually I don't agree with you but you are right.

PLANT BAE:
That was horrible...Anyways Alhaitham we want to see you again.

SEXIEST HOTTIE:
Where should we all meet up then.

ME:
Who said I was gonna come?

EMO CHICK:
Us. You better turn up otherwise...

ME:
Otherwise what? Your gonna kill me.

EMO CHICK:
I'm capable of that. But seriously, please come it will be a fun time.

SEXIEST HOTTIE:
Alhaitham, do you mind if we meet at the Tokyo sky tree?

ME:
Alright I'll come then.

PLANT BAE:
Wow. I don't think anyone expected you to actually come. But hey, I can't wait to see you. Also save our numbers.

SEXIEST HOTTIE:
YEAH YOU BETTER.

ME:
Shut up Kaveh.

EMO CHICK:
Guys do you wanna see some feet pics?

PLANT BAE:
NO.