In the middle of (y/n)'s room, no one was inside. Then a portal open up and (y/n) came out of cover with piss
(y/n): god damn it! Why do I keep doing this to myself! Do I hate myself that much! Computer!
Then a bunch of blow dryers surrounded him and dried him up, getting rid of the piss that was on him.
(y/n): why is being good so hard?
Then he heard a knock at his door. He went to the door to open it to see that it was millie.
(y/n): what!
Millie: Jeez, Who piss all over you and why do you smell like piss.
(y/n): because I went to a planet where all the water is piss and the people there tried to kill.
Millie: Why would you go there?
(y/n): well because i wanted to fix the problem that i caused there.
Millie: What did you do to the people on a planet where the water is piss to make them so mad.
(y/n): I put AIDS in their piss.
Millie: why!
(y/n): i don't know i thought it'll be funny! I was 13 when I did. My humor back then was different. Don't worry, AIDS to them is basically the common flu but some people still died so i had to fix that.
Millie: You can bring people to life.
(y/n): yes i can but i'm only bringing people that i killed who were innocent back to life. I'm not doing it for everyone.
Millie: oh.
She seemed disappointed by that answer.
(y/n): what, did you want me to bring your grandma back to life?
Millie: No, it's okay. I moved on.
(y/n): are you sure?
Millie: Yeah, I'm sure.
There was silence for a bit until (y/n) spoke again
(y/n): So what do you want?
Millie: Well, I was wondering if you wanted to play Minecraft with me.
(y/n): the fuck is a minecraft?
Millie just stared at him a bit in disbelief.
Time skip
(y/n) right now, was playing minecraft for the first time. After what (y/n) did for millie, helping her get her wand back and killing dennis, they've started to become friends.
(y/n): what i'm supposed to do.
Milie: get wood.
(y/n): how.
Millie: by punching the tree! I thought you were supposed to be the smartest person alive.
(y/n): I am! I'm smart with science and reality shit. Not video games. To completely different things.
(y/n)'s character then went up to a tree
(y/n): now what.
Millie: punch it.
(y/n): how.
Millie: by pressing the game controller button to punch!
(y/n): which one!
Millie: Oh my god! Have you ever played a video game in your life?
(y/n): no.
Millie: Wait really.
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the smartest person alive
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