Amy Jackson as Carmella Madden
• The One That Fell First•"Point that at me again and it's gonna be so far up your ass"
"I'm doing this for, Stella. Not me"
Manny Montana as Christopher "Rio"
•The One That Fell Harder•"Let's go home, Mama's"
"Carmella, you and Estella mean the world to me"
Grace Phipps as Estella Madden
•The Daughter•"I like having a bad ass mom, and of course whatever he is to me"
"I like him, he's been a better dad to me than you know"
Retta as Ruby Hill
•The Funny Best friend•"I mean you guys might be cuter than me and Stan"
"There's a band-aid on me.... and it isn't mine"
Mae Whitman as Annie Marks
•The Best Friend Who's Always There•"Did you know he found out it was me by my tramp stamp"
"Stella and Sadie have gotten closer, she punched that dickhead for Sadie"
Christina Hendricks as Beth Boland
•The Mom Figure•"No one can tell you who you can or can't be with, mel's. Do it cause you love him"
"Get on the fucking ground i'm not playing......... aw. do you watch doc McStuffins?"
Reno Wilson as Stan Hill
Matthew Lillard as Dean Boland
Isaiah Stannard as Ben Marks
Lidya Jewett as Sarah Hill
Lauren Lapkus as Phoebe
Zach Gilford as Gregg
The rest of the cast as themselvesA/n BRUH he's so MF fine. Like i will fold for that mf in one second idc like holy sheet, like omfg, like gosh dayum, like OMG, LIKE KIDNAP ME!
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Romeo & Juliet • Rio
AdventureIn which Carmella and her friends decide to rob a store but it all goes wrong or In which Carmella finds her true love after a money incident