What's the meaning of being a grown up.
Eliza Feder goes through life trying to figure that out.
(Eliza Fader x Milo Lamonsoff)
Started Writing: Jan 28, 2023
Finished Writing: May 4, 2023
#4 in selenagomz on July 22, 2023
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Eliza sat beside Becky and Milo and opposite her father
"Hey Lenny, remember when we used to come here late night after we go wasted?" Higgins recalled before being shushed by Lenny
"What's wasted?" Donna asked
"Uh 'wasted,' kids...is something that happens...when you have a hankering for ice-cream." Lenny lied somewhat uncertain causing the adults to exchange humorous glances and for the two teens to laugh.
All the kids started jumping up and down exclaiming how they wanna get wasted. "I wanna get chocolate wasted" Becky said in her innocent voice while looking towards her older sister. "Oh no, you don't need to get wasted, its okay." Eliza smiled at her
"Hey Liza, do you wanna get wasted?" Donna asked to which the girl replied "Hell yeah" causing all the adults to laugh along with the girl
The waitress came over and asked for the orders
"All right, everybody, you know what, let me make this easy. Uh Nineteen burgers and nineteen fries, okay? And that'll be just for me. What are you guys having?" Eric joked "Do me a favour and put it all on that." He handed the waitress his card but that didn't stop everyone from protesting.
"I'm not gonna have any burgers, Ill take meat loaf, some calzones...but put the marinara sauce on the side. Uh with corn, either on the cob or whatever you got" Mamma stated
"What, you going in the electric chair?" Eliza asked and everyone laughed
"No, she was just kidding, Henry VIII" Lenny continued
"She's eating for two: her and Toe-bo Cop." Kurt implied
"But mamma, they do have bunion rings if you want some" Lenny stated
"That was good Lenny! Deanne laughed
"How about some drinks?" The waitress asked sounding rather annoyed
"Hey, I said I'm paying, so take it easy with that, okay? Eric joked "ill start off. Milo and I are gonna have a coke. And I know Donna, she's gonna want a sprite, correct, sweetie? And uh....Beans good with milk, obviously." he huffed
"I want cookies" Bean complained
"Oo cookies and MILF" both Higgins and Eliza exclaimed at the same time.
"Oh MILF? Oh guys thank you so much." sally thanked causing Milo to gag "Can you not. That's my mom"
"Ill take a flat water. Voss" the waitress looked confused "you know voss or fiji if you don't have voss" Greg ordered causing Eliza to roll her eyes rather embarrassed at her brother
"He'll have tap water" she stated
After everyone ordered Kurt started speaking Chinese to Rita causing Deanne to look jealous. "I'm sorry, what now?" she frowned
