A Shit post chapter because I may have trouble uploading this week.
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Enid: You radiate BiWife/Husband energy
Y/N: Am I the BiWife or would I have a BiWife/Husband?
Enid: Yes.
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Y/N: *blasting Egirls are ruining my life/ Emo boy in her dorm*
Wednesday: Is she mad at me?
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Y/N and Enid trying to stick to a nature path: We go with the snow but not the snow that is yellow!
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Thornhill: *trying to grow nightshades*
Y/N: She doesn't know this trick! *stops the nightshades from being able to grow*
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Y/N: Did you know you can fit two raccoons up your butt? *proceeds to explain*
Wednesday: *listening intently*
Enid: *probably gonna throw up*
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Y/N: y'know, I was never one to get into the Christmas spirit. I appreciate the holiday but sometimes it just seems too mu-
Enid: LAST CHRISTMAS I GAVE YOU MY HEART
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Reading a motivational sign
Wednesday and Y/N: You don’t matter, give up
Enid: You matter, don't give up
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Y/N: *trying to comfort Enid about her crush on Ajax* there are plenty of fish in the sea
Enid: I can't swim!
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After convincing Weems to read tea leaves with you
Weems: I see... a very peculiar hand
Y/N: I see a giraffe!
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Y/N: finally, some good fucking food. *Eating a sandwich Enid made for them*
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Tyler: I-
Y/N: SILENCE MAN. I ONLY CONVERSED WITH YOU TO ATTAIN MY BELOVED HOT CHOCOLATE.
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Y/N: Enid and I have such a close bond that we often find ourselves finishing each other's-
Enid: sentences!
Y/N: stfu, don't fucking interrupt me... sentences.
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Cream: You better treat mother right. She is the kindest, most beautiful-
Wednesday: Are you trying to communicate with me? *he can't understand Cream*
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Y/N: I love you more than anything!
Wednesday: more than hot chocolate?
Y/N: don't push your luck.
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Y/N: AAAAAAHHHHHH!!! AAAAAAHAHAHHHH!!? *confused about her feelings*
Wednesday: Why are you running? WHY are YOU running!?
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Y/N: Enid, what do you think about Valentine's day?
Enid: *crying into pillow*
Y/N: haha. Same, now scooch over.
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Male! Wednesday Addams x Fem Reader
Fanfictioncover by: truffke on twitter This story is based on the Netflix series Wednesday The reader has a cottagecore and gothic aesthetic and style. pronouns: She/They Warning, this story may include: -Violence -Gore -Mild horror -cursing -maybe heated...
