you heart me, i heart you (2)

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this is just a continuation from the previous chapter if you couldn't tell.

venti x male reader
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« leaf me alone gc »

venti:
GUESS WHO DIDNT FAIL THE TEST ALL THANKS TO THE SUPER AWESOME AMAZING BEAUTIFYL HABDSOM SHOWSROPPING BREATHTAKING M/N
TBATSV RUGHT BITCHES
MEEEEE

xiao:
fix ur spelling

m/n:
OMG CONGRATS IM SO PROUD OF U

venti:
omg
blushes

xiao:
i hate you two

venti:
i think u should listen to jealousy, jealousy by olivia rodrigo cuz it describes u so well rn

xiao:
i will block you.

venti:
wAIT NO OMG DONT

m/n:
no emo boy pls don't hurt him he's too precious

xiao:
if precious means 'likely to fail all his classes, will have a crippling addiction to alcohol when he's of legal drinking age, get thrown out of every bar he goes to, will never be invited to parties and will most likely hang out in strip clubs' then yeah you're pretty spot on.

heizou:
NAH U DIDNT HAVE TO DO HIM LIKE THAT

m/n:
VILE
but true

venti:
WHAT 💔💔
POOKIE BEAR
SWEETIE PIE
HONEYBUN
SWEET CHEEKS
SNOOKUMS
SNUGGULUFFAGUS
CUTIE PATOOTIE
MUFFIN
BABY CAKES
SUGAR
HONEY
FLOUR
EGG
1/2LB BUTTER
STIR
POUR INTO PAN
PREHEAT TO 350° ....
💔💔💔

xiao:
this is why nobody likes you.

heizou:
outta pocket man

xiao:
funny how you aren't denying it.

m/n:
NAWWWW
leave him alone or i'll beat u up 😠‼️

xiao:
just take it to dms before i throw up

venti:
omg m/n i think i love u ,,,,,
not as much as tea tho sorry

m/n:
blocks you

venti:
NO WAIT

kazuha:
Please just date already it's unbearable to see you like this and somehow not together.

heizou:
^ this.

venti:
😳
i think we'll go to dms now
bye.

heizou:
don't come back single or i'll rip you both to shreds.

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« golden boy »

golden boy:
hey m/n
i went to a café with venti today, i was surprised that you didn't come along too
were you not invited ?

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