incorrect genshin quotes

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venti: you seem more than slightly all over the place

childe: i don't know how you're talking when you're an alcoholic twink that can't even buy the alcohol himself without being asked where his parents are

childe: like damn if you wanna act all high and mighty because you're a god at least look like you're over the legal drinking age

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childe: sometimes i feel like i'm not good enough-

scaramouche/ wanderer: you're not

childe: i mean damn bro at least let me finish-

scara/ wanderer: no.

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xiangling: here you go ! you're the first to try my new recipe

chongyun: .. does this one involve chilis ?

xiangling: oh.

xingqiu: don't tell me you forgot ...

xiangling: haha ... oops ....

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kaeya: hello my dearest brother

diluc: kill yourself.

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xiangling: wow it's chilly today

chongyun: *runs in fear*

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jean: hi klee ! did you enjoy your day out ?

klee: yeah, i had a BLAST !

jean: ...

jean: what did you do ..?

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itto: do you ever wonder that if you reach out far enough you can grab a star ? i can disprove it

itto: nobody has managed to grab me yet, so it's clearly impossible !

shinobu: didn't you just get out of jail

itto: shhhh nobody needs to know

shinobu: everybody knows.

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hu tao: i've been thinking

childe: you can do that ?

hu tao: shut up and let me finish

hu tao: anyway i've been thinking. zhongli, aren't you technically a sugar baby ?

zhongli: a what ?

childe: *dying*
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complete filler since i might put this book on hiatus. i just really can't force myself back into genshin. if i want to enjoy it like i used to, i need to naturally get back into it which takes time.
on the other hand, i may start another book for kpop or a random story idea but i'm not sure yet so no promises

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