[They then hear two toys coughing and peeps behind the books to see a squeaky toy penguin and a male demon coughing up some dust]
Woody: Wheezy and Blaze? Is that you two?
Wheezy: Hey, Woody and Pippa.
Pippa: What are you two doing up here? I thought Mom took you Wheezy, to get your squeaker you Blaze, to get your wings and tail fixed months ago. Andy was so upset.
Blaze: Nah. She just told him that to calm him down. And then put us on the shelf.
Woody: Well, why didn't you two yell for help?
Wheezy: Well? I tried squeakin' and Blaze tried yelling. But we're still broken. No one could hear us. (he wheezes and coughs) Besides, the dust aggravates our conditions. [He and Blaze cough again and falls back into Woody's and Pippa's hands] What's the point in prolonging the inevitable? We're all just one stitch away. From here. To there. [They point to Andy's mom hammering a Yard Sale sign into the ground outside]
Pippa: Yard Sale. (gasps) Yard Sale. (to the other toys) YARD SALE! Guys. Wake up. Wake up. There's a yard sale outside.
Buzz Lightyear: Yard Sale?
Woody: Sarge. Emergency roll call.
Sarge: SIR!! YES, SIR!! RED ALERT!! ALL CIVILIANS!! FALL IN POSITION NOW!! SINGLE FILE!! LET'S MOVE, MOVE, MOVE!!
[The toys get into a single line and Buzz, Maddie, and Robot use a check list to see that all the toys are present]
Maddie Lightyear: Hamm?
Hamm: Here.
Buzz Lightyear: Potato Head, Mr. and Mrs.?
Mr. and Mrs. Potato Head: Here.
Maddie Lightyear: Troikas? Check. Check. Check. Check. Check.
Rex: I hate yard sales.
Buzz Lightyear: Slinky?
Rex: [Then he hears footsteps coming towards the room] Aaah! Someone's coming!
[The toys run and Woody and Pippa hide Wheezy and Blaze behind the books and freeze just as Andy's mom comes in]
Andy's Mom: Okay. Let's see what's up here.
[She looks under the bed and takes out a toy car and puts it in a box marked "25 cents". She picks up Rex who looks worried and puts him aside to get a jigsaw puzzle from which he was standing on and puts it in the box. She then grabs some hoops and the books which are hiding Wheezy and Blaze and grab them as well]
Blaze: Bye, Woody and Pippa.
[Woody and Pippa unfreeze and watches in horror as Andy's mom puts Wheezy and Blaze in the box and leaves the room]
Woody: Wheezy and Blaze. Oh, come on. Think, think. Woody. Think, think, think. Oh. [He and Pippa try to whistle with their right arms but it only makes them blow a raspberry so they use their ripped arms to whistle and it works and Buster runs into the room, looking for where Woody and Pippa are] Hey, here, boy. Here, Buster! Up here! No. No. No. No. No. NO! [He and Pippa lose their grip on the shelf and falls onto Buster's back] Okay, boy. To the yard sale! Hyah!
[Buster obeys and runs out of the room with Woody and Pippa on his back. The toys watch this in awe]
Mr. Potato Head: What's goin' on?
Bo Peep: Woody and Pippa.
Mr. Potato Head: They're nuts.
Slinky: Their arms ain't that bad.
Rex: Don't do it, Woody and Pippa! WE LOVE YOUUU TWO!
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Toy Story 2
FanfictionWoody and Pippa are stolen from their home by toy dealer Al McWhiggin, leaving Buzz Lightyear, Maddie, and the rest of the gang to try to rescue him. But when Woody and Pippa discover that they're actually a valuable collectible from a once-popular...
