Al Steals Woody and Pippa

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Woody's Voice Box: There's a snake in my boot.

[A man hears his voice box and comes over to him and Pippa and gasps when he sees them and picks them up]

Al: Original hand-painted faces. Natural-dyed, blanket-stitched vest and dress! Hmm. A little rip, each. Fixable. Oh, if only you two had both of your hand-stitched, polyvinyl... (he sees Woody's and Pippa's hats on the table and laughs with delight) TWO HATS!!! I found him and her! I found him and her! I found him and her!

[He giggles until he hears Buster barking in the distance and gathers the stuff he was buying as Andy's Mom approaches]

Andy's Mom: Buster! Quiet down! Excuse me. Can I help you?

Al: Uh, how much for all this stuff?

Slinky: Yeah. You can help take his paws off my pals.

Al: I'll give you, eh, 50 cents for all this junk.

Andy's Mom: (seeing Woody and Pippa) Oh. Now, h-how did these get down here?

Buzz Lightyear: Just hand her the sheriff and my girlfriend. Nice and easy.

Al: Oh, a pro. Very well. Five dollars.

Andy's Mom: I'm sorry. They're old family toys.

Maddie Lightyear: Now, just walk away.

Al: Wait.

Buzz Lightyear: The other way.

Al: Uh. I'll give you 5o bucks for it. (47.24 Euro)

Mr. Potato Head: Fifty bucks ain't bad.

Andy's Mom: They're not for sale. [She puts Woody and Pippa in a case and locks him inside]

Al: Everything's for sale. O-Or trade. Uh. You like my watch?

Andy's Mom: Sorry.

Maddie Lightyear: They're safe.

Hamm: Way to go, Andy's mom!

Mr. Potato Head: Whew. That was close.

Slinky: All right. She showed him.

Al: But, lady...

Andy's Mom: Molly. Don't touch that, please.

Al: Lady. Lady. Lady.

Mr. Potato Head: Yeah. Go home, Mr. Fancy Car.

[Al stumbles on a skateboard. Seeing it and looking at Andy's Mom with a grin, he gets an idea]

Buzz Lightyear: Hold on.

Hamm: Whassup?

Rex: What is it, Buzz and Maddie?

[Al uses his foot to push the skateboard toward some boxes]

Andy's Mom: Molly. I'll be right here, sweetie. Oh! What now?

[She hears a crash and goes to see what made the noise. Al unlocks the case while she's not looking and grabs Woody and Pippa]

Mr. Potato Head: What's happening down there?

Hamm: What's goin' on down there?

Slinky: What's he doin'?

Rex: I can't watch. Can someone cover my eyes?

Maddie Lightyear: Oh, no. He's stealing Woody and Pippa!

Toys: What?!

Hamm: Stealin'?! W-Wait!

Rex: He can't take Woody and Pippa. It's illegal.

Slinky: Where's he goin'?

Rex: Somebody! Do somethin'!

[Buzz and Maddie put Lenny down and runs to the drainpipe to slide down]

Bo Peep: Buzz and Maddie!

[Buzz and Maddie reach the ground and runs to rescue Woody and Pippa]

Mr. Potato Head: Get them, Buzz and Maddie.

[Buzz and Maddie hide behind a table as a man walks past]

Man: Okay, where's the red jacket?

[As Al puts his bag in the trunk, Buzz and Maddie run to the mailbox and peeps out from behind it as Al's car moves from the driveway. They run to it and leaps onto the trunk. They see the lock and turns it to open the hood but as they do, the hood flips up, knocking them off the trunk and onto the road. Buzz and Maddie watch as chicken feathers fly out of the trunk just as the hood closes as the car drives away. Buzz and Maddie pick up a feather and looks at it. The toys look at the direction with shock and dismay at what has happened]

Bo Peep: Why would someone steal Woody and Pippa?

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