[At Andy's room, Etch has drawn a picture of Woody and Pippa as the toys are trying to figure out who took them]
Hamm: All right. Let's review this one more time. At precisely 8:32-ish. Exhibit "A". Woody and Pippa were kidnapped. Exhibit "B". Composite sketch of the kidnapper.
[Etch draws a false picture of Al who's got a beard]
Toys: Nah, that's not him.
Bo Peep: He didn't have a beard like that.
Hamm: Fine. Uh, Etch. Give him a shave.
[Etch redraws Al again but without the beard]
Slinky: The kidnapper was bigger than that.
Hamm: Oh, picky, picky, picky.
Mr. Potato Head: Let's just go straight to Exhibit F. The kidnapper's vehicle. [The crime scene remake was made using LEGO to make Andy's house and the small toy in a car is used to represent Al's car] Now, the vehicle fled the scene in this direction.
Hamm: Your eyes are in backwards. It went the other way.
Mr. Potato Head: Hey. Put a cork in it.
Rex: How do you spell "FBI"? [he accidentally walks into the crime scene remake, messing it up]
Mr. Potato Head: MY CRIME SCENE! [As Rex turns, his tail knocks over the model of Andy's house]
Hamm: Oh, why don't you watch where you're goin', "Godspilla"?
Rex: I didn't know there was a crime scene.
Buzz Lightyear: Excuse me. Excuse me. A little quiet, please. Thank you.
Hamm: Huh?
[Mr. Potato Head shrugs as the toys look confused at each other then walk over to Buzz and Maddie who are typing some letters into Mr. Spell via his keyboard to figure out the license plate's letters: LZTYBRN]
Mr. Spell: Lazy toy brain. Lousy try, Brian.
Rex: What are you two doing, Buzz and Maddie?
Maddie Lightyear: There was some sort of message encoded on that vehicle's ID tag.
Mr. Spell: Liz try bran.
Mr. Potato Head: It's just a license plate. It's just a jumble of letters.
Hamm: Yeah, and there are about million registered cars in the Tri-County area alone.
Mr. Spell: Lou's thigh burn. [Buzz and Maddie shake their heads in dismay]
Mr. Potato Head: Oh, this can't help. Let's leave Buzz and Maddie to play with their toys.
[The toys start to leave Buzz and Maddie when Mr. Potato Head's comment gives Buzz and Maddie an idea]
Buzz Lightyear: Toy. Toy. Toy. Hold on! [He types the letters up on Mr. Spell. The toys stop walking and turn to watch Buzz type the letters on Mr. Spell's keyboard then press the play button]
Mr. Spell: Al's Toy Barn.
Toys: Huh?! Al's Toy Barn?!
[Buzz and Maddie pick up the feather to look at it for the clues began to add up]
Maddie Lightyear: Etch! Draw that man in a chicken suit.
[Etch does so and a picture of Al in his chicken costume appears on his screen, making everyone gasp in shock and Rex yell in horror]
Toys: (gasp)
Rex: AAHH! It's the chicken man!
Buzz Lightyear: That's our guy.
Hamm: I knew there was somethin' I didn't like about that chicken.
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Toy Story 2
FanfictionWoody and Pippa are stolen from their home by toy dealer Al McWhiggin, leaving Buzz Lightyear, Maddie, and the rest of the gang to try to rescue him. But when Woody and Pippa discover that they're actually a valuable collectible from a once-popular...
