Empire S1 and S2 oneshots

Hotter guys? (S2)

Ok So this page is Not my Og Au- it is just one i thought of last night so, 

This Is An Au Of if sausage & Scott were Dating in S2 yknow- 

and this is kinda werid but i'm werid So it makes sense! :)

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*Scott's pov*

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"Hey Sausage?" I said turning to Sausage "Yeah Scott!" Sausage said "Who do you think is hotter then me?" I asked "...i don't-" Sausage started "Sausage, Don't lie I know you think fwip is hotter than me- and Don't worry cause i also have someone who i think is hotter than you!" I said 

"oh- than yeah i think Fwip is hotter than you, but Who do you think is hotter than me?" Sausage asked "Jimmy" I said With Zero Hesitation "oh-Wow No Hesitation on that-" Sausage said "Thats Because i have a list ranking each guy we know from hottest from least hottest!" I said 

"...wait- How Do you think jimmy's hotter then me-?" Sausage asked "How do you find Fwip Hotter than me?" I asked "i- Good point." Sausage said "Yup- but seresioly i don't know why i think jimmy is hotter than you- It's just like i sub conshionly think jimmy is really hot-" I stated

"Same! but with fwip- Like I just sub conshionly think fwip is hot!" Sausage said "glad we can relate!" i said "Ok but what do you think is the hottest part bout jimmy..?" Sausage asked "Well he Looks really really hot when the Sun like hits him at a angle- Like Oh My God he looks so Hottt!!" I said

"Hm... Now i want to see that for some reason-" Sausage said and i started to get out my phone "I Have a picture~!" I said pulling up the pic and then showed Sausage "...Damn- That actually is really hot- But fwips hotter" Sausage said looking at the pic 

"okayyyy then- But What the hottest part bout Fwip?" I asked "When he's riding a hog in his cave and he just fades into the darkness-..I Don't have a picture or video but i can get one!" Sausage said "Nice." I said

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*lizzie's pov*

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I was bored so i decided to just spy on some people so i supn my weel of peoples names and it landed on Scott- (Welp i'm going to rather really bored or really entertained!) i thought and then went to find Scott, and Then Spy on him! 

He Was talking to his boyfriend aka sausage and i could hear the weridest convertion that i think couples could have-   "Hey Sausage?" Scott said turning to Sausage "Yeah Scott!" Sausage said turning to face Scott "Who do you think is hotter then me?" Scott asked "...i don't-" Sausage started "Sausage, Don't lie I know you think fwip is hotter than me- I've seen you staring and Don't worry cause i also have someone who i think is hotter than you!" Scott said

"oh- than yeah i think Fwip is hotter than you, but Who do you think is hotter than me?" Sausage asked "Jimmy" Scott said With Zero Hesitation "oh-Wow No Hesitation on that-" Sausage said "Thats Because i have a list ranking each guy we know from hottest from least hottest!" Scott said

"...wait- How Do you think jimmy's hotter then me-?" Sausage asked "How do you find Fwip Hotter than me?" Scott asked "i- Good point." Sausage said "Yup- but seriously i don't know why i think jimmy is hotter than you- It's just like i sub consciously think jimmy is really hot-" Scott stated

"Same! but with fwip- Like I just sub consciously think fwip is hot!" Sausage said "glad we can relate!" Scott said "Ok but what do you think is the hottest part bout jimmy..?" Sausage asked "he Looks really extremely hot when the Sun like hits him at a angle- Like Oh My God he looks so Hottt!!" Scott said

"Hm... Now i want to see that for some reason-" Sausage said and Scott started to get out his Something? "I Have a picture~!" Scott said now holding his phone and pulling up the pic and then showed Sausage "...Damn- That actually is really hot- But fwips hotter" Sausage said looking at the pic

"okayyyy then- But What the hottest part bout Fwip?" Scott asked "When he's riding a hog in his cave and he just fades into the darkness-..I Don't have a picture or video but i can get one!" Sausage said "Nice." Scott said

 (...Wtf- that might be the weirdest conversation i've spy on-... well im just going to leave and spy on someone else-)

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Hi! it kinda has been awhile sense i posted on this story but like i have been posting daily- just not on here- and i totally don't have a bunch of ideas just sitting here collecting dust- totally not- ◉‿◉

Post date: 3/17/2023

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