Kyle X Cartman ~ South Park

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Fandom: South Park
Ship: Kyle Broflovski X Eric Cartman
Ship Name: Kyman

98% of everyone reading this is disgusted by Kyman and wishes everyone who ships it would suffer.

Me? I'm not like that. I don't like hating on people for a ship they like. I just leave it alone. I try to keep all the drama and negative things out of my life as much as I can. There's no point in hating anyway, it's not like anyone's going to change their opinion if you hate on it =_=

I can see it happening.

IF Cartman was basically....not Cartman.
In a separate universe where Eric was nice, I could see Kyman happening. Or an alternate universe where Eric decided "Hm, Imma be nice now" for whatever reason.

I could also see it being somewhat of a one-sided thing, with Cartman being the one liking Kyle. Or even where he just has an unhealthy obsession with Kyle.
But, Eric is still a dickface, so he'd still be the way he is and Kyle would still hate his guts.

Again, in an AU where Cartman isn't an absolute MENACE, I could see Kyle and Cartman being fairly close.

I don't ship Kyman (Or anything really, due to the fact I haven't actually started [re]watching South Park yet- I plan to at some point though!), but the AUs can be cute.

Canon Kyman gets a 1/10
AU Kyman gets a 6.5-7/10

I made this and then forgot to publish it--

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