𝖝𝖎. "AUTOCORRECTS A BITCH"

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HERMIONE
eeek!!

HERMIONE
ur not my only friend anymore!!

HERMIONE
oml that sounded bitchy—

HOPE
why? what happened?

HERMIONE
some things happened and i befriended
demarcus :)

HERMIONE
my brothers best friends kid btw

HOPE
yes! we love that!

HOPE
so i will take it ur good?

HERMIONE
yea!

HERMIONE
u?

HOPE
yeah i'm good

HOPE
by the way

HOPE
my dad says fuck u

HERMIONE
give him the middle finger
back pls

HERMIONE
and thankyou

HOPE
hope has been grounded — Elijah M.

HERMIONE
whyyyyyyy????

HOPE
she used immature gestures — Elijah M.

HERMIONE
i told her too

HOPE
hope is not grounded anymore
— Elijah M.

HOPE
uncle elijah is gone!

HERMIONE
that dude is well posh

HERMIONE
also my mother forced me to go
to McDonald's

HERMIONE
she said it's where kids hang out?!

HERMIONE
anyways some dude offered me ouid

HOPE
did u take it?!

HERMIONE
no bc my mummy told me to say
no to drugs 🤓

HERMIONE
okay but fr i declined

HOPE
but u could taste the rainbow...

HERMIONE
sweetie, that's skittles

HERMIONE
besides I'm le gay

HOPE
forgot abt that

HOPE
lmao

HOPE
what's happening now?!

HERMIONE
they accepted me as one of them

HERMIONE
i think?!

HERMIONE
NOPE

HERMIONE
FUCK

HERMIONE
SHIT

HOPE
MIA

HOPE
WHATS GOING ONNNNNN

HERMIONE
I GOTTA ZAYN

HERMIONE
OR BLAST 💥

HERMIONE
the kids r scary

HERMIONE
i am now going to hang out with sienna

HERMIONE
cause she brought her kids here

HOPE
that bad?!

HERMIONE
they were trying to throw pastries
into my head!

HERMIONE
maybe they were fries?!

HERMIONE
idk

HERMIONE
point is; kids are scary

HOPE
u make one hell of a hood
point

HERMIONE
YES HOPE

HERMIONE
CUZ WE IN DA HOOD NOW 😭

HERMIONE
Lmao

HOPE
YK WHAT I MEANT

HOPE
DAMN AUTOCORRECT

HOPE
i meant good AND you know tar

HERMIONE
do i know tar?!

HOPE
*that

HOPE
DUCKING PHONE

HOPE
*fucking

HOPE
AHHHH

HERMIONE
when the police asked why u killed urself

HERMIONE
i will tell them it's bc ur ducking insane

HOPE
i hate my phone

HERMIONE
autocorrects a bitch

HOPE
well said
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