online love. | taennie

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[logged in as uarmyhope]

- [bangtan boysss minus namjoon] -

uarmyhope
guys
i have a really really bad idea

thv
oh no

jungkook.97
i've got the nuclear bunker ready

jin
i've cleared out the grocery store

agustd
i've grabbed jimin

jin
we're not actually in danger yoongs

agustd
take him away from me.
i dare you.

j.m
pls help

thv
what was ur idea, hobi?

uarmyhope
let's make a group chat.
with the pinks

thv
the who now?

jin
its jennie's group
everyone calls them the pinks

thv
but like.
why?

jungkook.97
idk cuz they're sweet and pretty ig

agustd
pretty, yes
sweet..... debatable

jin
jisoo bullies me.
all the time.
guys i'm hotter than her right???

uarmyhope
no comment

jin
i'll kill you.

jungkook.97
i think it's a good idea
the group chat i mean
not the killing

uarmyhope
really?

jungkook.97
i mean yeah
some of us are already pretty close with the pinks anyways
we could all be better friends

j.m
he's so innocent i want to cry

agustd
i would like to be in the same gc as jennie.

j.m
can you stop fanboying for three seconds
be proud of our son
he's so wholesome and sweet
i did such a good job raising him

uarmyhope
bitch wtf

jin
chim's trying to create a nuclear family dynamic 🤢
i repel you
with the power of the rainbow 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

uarmyhope
you know what i think this new gc will be good for me
maybe the pinks can
idk
suppress whatever this is

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- [j.m] -

j.m
why are you really making this gc?
be honest

uarmyhope
can't i just want my friend groups to come together?

j.m
cut the bullshit
if you wanted us to talk you would've made the gc a long time ago
what's the real reason?

uarmyhope
nothing.
i'm just...
helping out a dear friend

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- [group chat] -

uarmyhope has added jin, rkive, lalalalisa_m, agustd, j.m, sooyaaa__, jungkook.97, roses_are_rosie, thv, and jennierubyjane